Oz Season 5 quotes

Augustus Hill

Oz, the name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility Level Four. Oz is filled with murderers, rapists, racists, drug dealers with the most common of criminals. But what is it that makes a man common? Better yet, what makes him unique? Winning wars, winning awards? No. What lifts a man out of the ordinary is who he loves and who loves him.

The tears are for Augustus, my little emperor. Locked in a cell, down in that wretched place, half his body dead. And damn all I keep thinking of is his first step.

Augustus Hill

Yeah, yeah, yeah, lots of fine people have sat staring at the inside of prison walls. Socrates, Gandhi, Joan of Arc, Even our Lord Jesus Christ. He spent the last night of his life not with holy men, but with scum like the kind we've got in Oz. One of the last things Jesus did on earth was invite a prisoner to join him in heaven. He loved that criminal. I say, he loved that criminal as much as he loved anyone. Jesus knew in his heart it takes a lot to love a sinner. But the sinner, he needs it all the more.

Miguel Alvarez

Yeah. I cut my own face. You know what I'm saying? I shoved a shank in Rivera's eyes. You know what I'm saying? I slit Vasquez's throat. You know what I'm saying? I handle a knife better then a fucking surgeon. I got nothing to prove to you brother. Nothing. Come on! Get the fuck out of my face! Hey Giles. Don't think I've forgotten about you sticking me right? [grabs Giles] Little fucking cocksucker. Yeah! Yeah!

Timmy Kirk

If you're not part of the solution, you're Satan's tool.

The Reverend Cloutier was in my cell last night.

Timmy Kirk

For what, a blowjob? [Hoyt laughs]

This ain't funny.

You had a dream.

Hey, it was no dream.

Chickenshit.

Timmy Kirk

You're tryin' to get outta the job. Go kill the cocksucker.

No!

No?

He told me to kill you!

It's self defense. It's, it's motherfuckin' self defense. I got witnesses, you got nothin' on me. There was fuckin' 10 guys there.

Leo Glynn

Put him in the hole.

Get up.

Self defense!

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Just give me a fucking Band aid.

You know a man named Gaetano Sensetta?

Not that I recall.

You don't know him?

Not that I recall.

You never met him?

Not that I recall.

That's odd. Mr. Sensetta, who just blabbed his way into the witness protection program, says you hired him to kill someone. Hank Schillinger. Do you know Hank Schillinger?

Not that I recall.

He's the son of Vernon Schillinger. Do you know Vernon Schillinger?

Not that I recall.

He's a fellow resident here at Oswald. You remember him now?

To the best of my recollection-

Recollection.

I don't know the fucking guy.

Chris Keller confessed to hiring a hit man to kill Hank Schillinger, only he never identified whom. Mr. Sensetta says he's never heard of Keller. We give Keller a lie detector test, turns out Keller lied about his part in the murder. Now why do you think he would do that?

Nice tie.

Okay. Officer, take this weasel back to whatever hole he crawled out of. I guess my next conversations with Vern Schillinger. I wonder if he'll remember you.

Ryan O'Reily

Who are all these numbnuts who play the lottery?

I played the lottery.

Tobias Beecher

Me too.

Ryan O'Reily

Like I said. Numbnuts. Out of 51 numbers, you got to pick the right number not once, but six times in a row.

I say it is possible to win.

Ryan O'Reily

Jesus Christ, Busmalis. You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightening.

Approximately 1,000 people a year win a million dollars or more in North American lotteries. In contrast, less then a hundred people a year hit by lightening.

Hey. What can I do for you?

Vern Schillinger

Came to pick up the pool table.

James Robson

Yeah, is it fixed yet?

Yeah. The ball return was a little hinkey, but I unhinkied it.

Hey. You have the toaster done?

Hold your Calvins, Bochi boy. I'm in the middle of something.

Yeah well, I got lunch coming so these jokers can wait.

Vern Schillinger

We don't wait for Wops.

Someone's going to teach you manners, Vernon.

Vern Schillinger

Yeah well, It ain't going to be you prag.

James Robson

Oh hey! Look out!

Fuck off! Let me up!

Vern Schillinger

You know...

Let me up!

Vern Schillinger

I always wondered, [dips hand into black grease] was Adebisi's dick bigger then mine?

No! Fuck you! fuck! No!

Vern Schillinger

You be the judge.

No!

Well I'm out of solitary and I want to stay out. So I think the best thing for me to do is to avoid any...umm...altercations. Which means as little face time with the other prisoners as possible. So I want to know if, instead of working in the shop, if you can get me a job here.

Leo Glynn

In my office?

Yes.

Leo Glynn

No.

Warden don't you-

Leo Glynn

Don't say I owe you. I have a very negative reaction to that. Your presence here would only remind me on a day to day basis of what happened to Clayton Hughes. So the answer is no. In fact, if you see me coming, hide, because the best thing for me is to stick you back in solitary. Stay out of my sight. Alright? [to CO] Officer.

Warden, that's not right. That's not right.

Leo Glynn

Bye.

That's not right.

Show me your tits.

Don't do that.

Sorry.

Timmy Kirk

I want to become a Roman Catholic again.

Father Ray Mukada

No.

Timmy Kirk

What? You can't refuse me!

Father Ray Mukada

I sure as hell can.

Hill

All Vikings were not stupid brutes. They had moments of brilliance. They were such great shipbuilders and sailors that Leif Eriksson and his crew landed in America first. Some say, travelling as far South as New York harbour. Here's where the true brilliance comes in : they took a look, turned around and went home.