I love you.
I love you, Toby. (they kiss)
S2 E6Strange Bedfellows
El Cid, it's an honor, man.
Tu es Latino?
Si.
You're lying to me, man. You're too fucking white to be Latino. Get the fuck out of my face.
You tell them I'm gonna handle Adebisi. I'm gonna get my honour back. By the end of today, either that fucking moolie or me is gonna be in a body bag.
I became a doctor to help people. Now, I know that that sounds like a cliche, it sounds naive, but it's true. I could have a fancy practice anywhere, but instead I chose to work at Oz. I saved your life, O'Reily. And in return, you destroyed mine.
LBLenny Burrano
Pancamo and Schibetta were found unconscious, Schibetta's rectum bleeding. Could've been raped.
What do you mean "could've"?
LBLenny Burrano
He says he doesn't know what happened. He won't talk about it.
No, he knows. He's too ashamed to admit he took one up the ass. He won't talk, he'll just get even. I'm gonna fire the CO that let this happen. [Glynn walks off]
LBLenny Burrano
Peter. Peter. I just talked to the family. You're out. Somebody else is gonna be taking over operations here in Oz.
Lenny. Don't tell my father, ok?
LBLenny Burrano
Huh?
Don't tell my father.
You shoulda been there, man. Pancamo, out for the count. Schibetta's eyes wide open. His mind is shit.
CGCarmen "Chico" Guerra
He got raped. By who?
What's up, partner?
Partners, eh?
Yeah.
You and me. We're fucking partners. I said you could help me kill the dago. You didn't do shit.
CGCarmen "Chico" Guerra
Yo, man, you always let him diss you, man. You afraid of him, ese?
Yo, fuck you. I ain't afraid of nobody, all right?
McManus, you gotta see that I love her, man.
Love? What the fuck do you know about love?
Well, what do you know, huh? What do any of us?
I know it's not a reason to commit murder.
Yeah, well then, maybe you've never really been in love.
S2 E7Animal Farm
Hey Schillinger.
What do you want?
How much would it cost to mail me out of here?
Mail you? What are you talking about?
I've been trying to think of ways to get out of here.
Escape from Oz?
Yeah. And I figured, you know, you could box me up in a crate and mail me to my wife overnight express, Priority Mail, whatever. How much would that cost? Postage, shipping, handling, et cetera?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Then you're nuts.
Is that a no?
Yeah. No. No, yeah, it's a no. Get the fuck out of here before I tip you over.
All right, Vern, I ain't mad at you. You can't help it if you're ugly and stupid.
Relax. You're suffering from PBS.
PBS?
Pre-Bunny Syndrome. It happens quite often in my line of work. You dig and dig and dig, and just before you have to make like a little bunny and go through the hole, you panic.
This is real? Pre-Bunny Syndrome?
Oh, yeah. I mean, I made the name up, but sure.
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.
ROfficer Rivera
The fuck you talking about?
Nice to see you.
Beecher, don't do this.
Do what?
Drink.
You like to dabble in peoples' lives, huh? Because you're so much better than us, because you've seen the light. You've seen the face of God. So you wave your dick around trying to help us lowly mortals. Hill, Mershah, Groves, Jefferson Keane. Fuck, you helped Jefferson Keane right into a lethal injection. So in the end, when all is said and done, who have you really fucking helped? Other than yourself?
(proudly) Poet.
Poet? I just saw on the news, he killed a man. He's coming back to Oz.
Sometimes its good to be Human.
Well, I'll be. Simon thinks of everything.
Shirley, you like your cake?
Yes.
Happy birthday, baby.
You're Simon?
[pulls down pants] Quickly, before the hacks come.
But...
What?
You're a nigger.
[hurt and angered] Suck my dick now.
CCO
Get the fuck away from her! What the fuck are you doing? Tony, Al!
C2CO 2
Adebisi, move!
Suck my dick now.
S2 E8Escape From Oz
In all my years at Oz, I've learned one rule: accept the hand you're dealt.
CCoushaine
I say we institute a "no swearing" rule.
Fuck you.
Suck my dick.
WWangler
Asswipe.
ORO'Reily
Cocksucker.
You stupid cunt.
HHoyt
Putz.
If nobody has anything more intelligent to say, this meeting is adjourned.
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