CKChris Keller
Show me your tits.
Don't do that.
CKChris Keller
Sorry.
S5 E4Next Stop, Valhalla
I want to become a Roman Catholic again.
What? You can't refuse me!
I sure as hell can.
All Vikings were not stupid brutes. They had moments of brilliance. They were such great shipbuilders and sailors that Leif Eriksson and his crew landed in America first. Some say, travelling as far South as New York harbour. Here's where the true brilliance comes in : they took a look, turned around and went home.
Officer Brass. Good to see you.
DBDave Brass
Yeah? Why's that?
Glynn's bringing more and more nigger COs in here every day. In my book, any pale face is a good pale face.
DBDave Brass
Let me ask you something. Were you around the day I got cut?
No. Me and Robson were on work detail. Believe me, if I'd have been here I'd have pulled that monkey off you.
DBDave Brass
So you know which monkey it was?
Who exactly, no. I guarantee you this though. It wasn't a white man.
CMCarlos Martinez
Hey Brass.
DBDave Brass
Yeah.
CMCarlos Martinez
You drink?
DBDave Brass
Why? You want to go grab a couple of beers?
CMCarlos Martinez
How about a blood, piss, shit, and puke cocktail, mother fucker? [throws the contents at Brass' face]
DBDave Brass
Ah! Ah! Son of a bitch!
Homosexuality is a perversion against Gods will.
I agree.
And yet you practice sodomy yourself.
I'm no faggot.
You raped Beecher. And Cyril O'Reily and God knows how many others.
I never touched anybody.
You lying cock sucking fuck.
Tobias-
How can you deny what you did? Get up!
Tobias!
Get up!
Officer! Stop it!
HHack
Come on!
Come on! Fuck! You fucking lying bitch! You lying fucking sack of shit.
This will be the first time I ever have to make my own bed.
Adam, take my word. Nothing you experienced growing up in Bryant Park has prepared you for life in Oz. I know it's hard but I'll be here for you. I promise. Your dad was my scoutmaster for God's sake.
You have to understand something. That girl Franklin and I raped... We were drunk. All of us. Partying. I blacked out. I never meant to hurt her.
Yeah but you did. That's why you're standing where you're standing. Don't forget that. Ever. The guilt may keep you sane. Get settled and uh...I'll introduce you around.
S5 E5Wheel of Fortune
I'm sorry Rebadow, it's your word against his. The word of a correctional officer against the word of an inmate... who is known to talk to God.
CGCarmen "Chico" Guerra
Whoa, what the fuck is this, man?
ABAgememnon Busmalis
Ms. Sally's new TV series, Sallycise. It's a health and exercise show.
CGCarmen "Chico" Guerra
Yeah, well, one of my muscles is already getting bigger.
Mail call.
Yo um, you got Minister Said's mail in there?
You know Omar, I discovered that the Minister and I have something in common.
Yeah Okay.
We both support slavery. For me, slavery don't exist anymore. Which is a damn shame. But according to this book in the library, for those Muslims slavery is alive and well in Africa. That's right. I figured Said must have known that too since he went and got himself one. You.
The fuck you jabbing about man? I need to...I ain't nobody's mother fucking slave and shit man.
You tote that barge. You lift that bail. Yous his house nigger.
You mother fucker!
Omar. Come here.
Yo look, I know I ain't supposed to fight and shit but ...Don't no motherfucking body talk to me like that!
Come here now!
Fuck. I am a fucking nigger. Fuck.
S5 E6Variety
WWinthrope
How the mighty hath fallen.
Fuck you faggot.
GUENZEL!
Oh, hi Vern. Your buddies in Emerald City send their regards.
SHUT UP!
But I was just.... [gets bitch-slapped]
Speak when you're spoken to!
[The Aryans drag Guenzel into a broom closet]
WWinthrope
Sir. May I watch?
If you don't, how will you ever learn. .
FFaraj
You know, with all your warped ideology, I bet you never gave much thought to why Adolf was so pissed off at the Jews. One theory is that he was traumatized by the death of his mother. She died of breast cancer and she was in the care of a Jewish physician, so, of course, the repressed hatred erupted itself into the Holocaust. Now, another theory is that Hitler's father was the illegitimate son of a German woman and some obscure Jewish man, and so Hitler himself had impure blood - Hey, now, now don't make me slip, because if I do, we are both in trouble, hmm? You know, it's amazing. We don't even know where these gums come from. I mean, this could be the gums of a kike, a spic, or even a faggot. You could be getting the beautiful gums of a big, black nigger.
We have to give the puppet a name.
Good. What do you want to call him?
Jericho.
Why Jericho?
'Cause the walls came tumbling down.
I want to find the three men who raped Schibetta.
Why?
Why, Leo? Why?
Look, we're doing everything we can to keep the number of reported rapes down.
Reported? Listen to you. Your own daughter was raped.
This is different. This is Oz.
Rape is rape, Leo.
I don't agree. Here, rape has a a leveling effect. Peter Schibetta, from the day he arrived, wanted to be a tough guy, wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, running things, hurting people. Well, he got stopped by Adebisi. Now he got stopped again.
What's going on? Do you have something personal against Schibetta?
No, no, simply survival of the fittest, as natural and basic as Darwin.
You and I have disagreed about a lot of things over the years, but this is--
Peter Marie--
"A leveling effect"? You want rape to do your job?
FWFranklin Winthrop
How the mighty have fallen.
Fuck you, faggot.
Guenzel.
Hey, Vern. The boys in Em City send their regards.
Shut up.
Hey, I was just - [Vern slaps Guenzel] God, what the fuck was -
You'll speak when you're spoken to.
[Aryans drag Guenzel into a broom closet to rape him]
Hey, get the fuck off me! Get off of me!
FWFranklin Winthrop
Sir, sir, may I watch?
Well, if you don't, how are you ever gonna learn?
Not much of a meal there.
Yeah, nothing cold or crunchy.
IInmate
Why, are you on a diet?
Because it hurts, dipshit, do I look fat to you? Goddamn it! Suddenly ice cream, croutons, it's like getting your gums raked. What the fuck is that?
IInmate
They're probably recessive. My old man had bad gums.
When's the last time you got a cleaning?
I don't know, five or six years ago. I hate the fucking dentist.
IInmate
Don't fuck around with you mouth. My old man didn't deal, his mouth ended up a train wreck.
If I was you, I'd see Dr. Faraj. You don't want to be slurping turkey milk shakes in middle age.
Faraj? I don't want some sand niggers paws probing in my mouth.
They wear gloves now, you know, since AIDS came along.
Oh.
Jesus, how long has it really been?
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