[inmates watch TV game show "Up Your Ante", with Tim McManus competing against Robert Iler]
UYUp Your Ante Host
We start off with $10, and the category today, Tim, is vocabulary. And the question is:what is a tittle?
I think I know this. I'm gonna humor you, I'm gonna ask for a hint. Did you cover this in sixth grade English, Robert?
RIRobert Iler
Well, first off, I'm in high school. And yeah, they did cover this... In the third grade.
UYUp Your Ante Host
Would you like to give him a hint, Robert?
RIRobert Iler
It comes with crosses on T's.
I saw a show where they were discussing tittles, and it wasn't punctuation.
RIRobert Iler
Yeah, it's not punctuation. It's a diacritical mark.
[cut to inmates watching]
[cuts back to TV]
You're a good guy, Robert, but I've been around a little longer. A tittle is a breast implant.
[cuts back to inmates]
CPChucky Pancamo
Leave it to McManus to go for breasts.
[cuts back to TV]
UYUp Your Ante Host
No, in fact, it is the dot above an "I."
[buzzer sounds, then cuts back to inmates]
CCCarmen 'Chico' Guerra
I always knew McManus was an idiot. Now everybody else does, too.
Yo, man, don't be fucking dogging McManus out, all right?
CCCarmen 'Chico' Guerra
Oh, I'm sorry, White. I forgot you've been sucking his cock these days.
I'm not sucking his cock, fag.
CCCarmen 'Chico' Guerra
Then... You must be taking it up the ass.
Oz, the name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility Level Four. Oz is filled with murderers, rapists, racists, drug dealers with the most common of criminals. But what is it that makes a man common? Better yet, what makes him unique? Winning wars, winning awards? No. What lifts a man out of the ordinary is who he loves and who loves him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, lots of fine people have sat staring at the inside of prison walls. Socrates, Gandhi, Joan of Arc, Even our Lord Jesus Christ. He spent the last night of his life not with holy men, but with scum like the kind we've got in Oz. One of the last things Jesus did on earth was invite a prisoner to join him in heaven. He loved that criminal. I say, he loved that criminal as much as he loved anyone. Jesus knew in his heart it takes a lot to love a sinner. But the sinner, he needs it all the more.
TAgent Taylor
You know a man named Gaetano Sensetta?
CPChucky Pancamo
Not that I recall.
TAgent Taylor
You don't know him?
CPChucky Pancamo
Not that I recall.
TAgent Taylor
You never met him?
CPChucky Pancamo
Not that I recall.
TAgent Taylor
That's odd. Mr. Sensetta, who just blabbed his way into the witness protection program, says you hired him to kill someone. Hank Schillinger. Do you know Hank Schillinger?
CPChucky Pancamo
Not that I recall.
TAgent Taylor
He's the son of Vernon Schillinger. Do you know Vernon Schillinger?
CPChucky Pancamo
Not that I recall.
TAgent Taylor
He's a fellow resident here at Oswald. You remember him now?
CPChucky Pancamo
To the best of my recollection-
TAgent Taylor
Recollection.
CPChucky Pancamo
I don't know the fucking guy.
TAgent Taylor
Chris Keller confessed to hiring a hit man to kill Hank Schillinger, only he never identified whom. Mr. Sensetta says he's never heard of Keller. We give Keller a lie detector test, turns out Keller lied about his part in the murder. Now why do you think he would do that?
CPChucky Pancamo
Nice tie.
TAgent Taylor
Okay. Officer, take this weasel back to whatever hole he crawled out of. I guess my next conversations with Vern Schillinger. I wonder if he'll remember you.
Who are all these numbnuts who play the lottery?
ABAgamemmnon Busmalis
I played the lottery.
Like I said. Numbnuts. Out of 51 numbers, you got to pick the right number not once, but six times in a row.
ABAgamemmnon Busmalis
I say it is possible to win.
Jesus Christ, Busmalis. You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightening.
ABAgamemmnon Busmalis
Approximately 1,000 people a year win a million dollars or more in North American lotteries. In contrast, less then a hundred people a year hit by lightening.
IInmate
Hey. What can I do for you?
Came to pick up the pool table.
IInmate
Yeah. The ball return was a little hinkey, but I unhinkied it.
Hey. You have the toaster done?
IInmate
Hold your Calvins, Bochi boy. I'm in the middle of something.
Yeah well, I got lunch coming so these jokers can wait.
Someone's going to teach you manners, Vernon.
Yeah well, It ain't going to be you prag.
[Schibetta takes out a shank and tries to stab Schillinger]
[Schillinger grabs Schibetta while Robson & Inmate punch him, who both pin Schibetta to the pool table]
I always wondered, [dips hand into black grease] was Adebisi's dick bigger then mine?
GPGreg Penders
Well I'm out of solitary and I want to stay out. So I think the best thing for me to do is to avoid any...umm...altercations. Which means as little face time with the other prisoners as possible. So I want to know if, instead of working in the shop, if you can get me a job here.
GPGreg Penders
Warden don't you-
Don't say I owe you. I have a very negative reaction to that. Your presence here would only remind me on a day to day basis of what happened to Clayton Hughes. So the answer is no. In fact, if you see me coming, hide, because the best thing for me is to stick you back in solitary. Stay out of my sight. Alright? [to CO] Officer.
GPGreg Penders
Warden, that's not right. That's not right.
GPGreg Penders
That's not right.
