Oz quotes

Don't take any wooden nickels.

Keller

Do you think Jesus was a fag?

Sister Peter Marie

What?

Keller

Do you think Jesus was a fag? It's a legitimate question.

Sister Peter Marie

Are you trying to provoke me? Mock my religion?

Keller

Nope, just looking for a role model. Jesus was divine and human simultaneously, right?

Keller

Did the divine part control his sexual appetites? And if so, what chance have I got? I'm not divine, far from it, and I mean all my life anytime I've gotten the urge... I've stuck my cock into any cavity that was open and available.

Ryan O'Reily

When I was a kid and all this shit was going down in our house, my dad was wailing on us non-stop, so I went to our pastor. I had a welt on my back the size of this fist, so, I asked to good Monsignor if he could please talk to my dad and ask him to stop beating on us. He said if my dad hit us it was because we were bad and we deserved to be punished. Then he told me to go home and honor thy father.

Timmy Kirk

Clarence Seroy is a lying sack of shit.

Leo Glynn

Funny, that's what you said when Jaz Hoyt implicated you in Jim Burns' murder.

Timmy Kirk

I'm innocent.

Leo Glynn

No, you're a guilty little prick who's finally going to take responsibility for the shit storms you created.

Timmy Kirk

You've got no hard core evidence that either I set up the arson or was involved in Hoyt killing Burns. It's still their word against mine.

Leo Glynn

Think you got the system beat huh? Well, I've been around a lot longer then you, Kirk. Ray Mukada is a friend of mine. He's lying in a hospital, and that's pissing me off. Pissing me off royal.

James Robson

Just soup.

Sure you don't want no chitlins and gravy to go with that?

James Robson

What?

Ryan O'Reily

Shall we? [cafeteria staff bang utensils loudly] Everyone, listen up. Robson here went to the dentist and got himself a nice pair of dirty ghetto gums.

James Robson

Thanks Vern.

I didn't say a fucking word. [To Poet, who is laughing] Shut up, you goddamn nigger, just give him some soup!

[to Robson] Whoa, You going to take that, G, man calling your brother a nigger and all? [Robson intimidates Poet] Hey, don't get stupid. Don't want me to Sammy Sosa that jaw with this here spoon.

Keep it moving, girls.

Now, you all know how highly I've esteemed... James Robson, but the past, unfortunately, is nothing more then the past. Satan has scored a very ugly victory, and it pains me that Robson is a casualty. We must, never the less, abide by out principals, not our feelings. As of today, James Robson is no longer a part of the Brotherhood.

You were right Imam, Allah has punished him for his sins.

Hey, how's the mouth?

James Robson

Hey. Jesus. Don't do this to me, Vern. You guys are all I got in here.

It's not my choice, James, we've got a charter to fallow. You know that charter better then anybody.

James Robson

I asked the fucking dentist. He said he put white mans gums in my mouth. White.

Really? 'Cause that bruise Dr. Faraj planted on your cheek is blue. That tells me you didn't get the answer you were looking for. Tomorrow you're moving to another cell.

Oh, lookie here, my stepbrother. Feels good talking with a black man's gums, don't it?

James Robson

I need a shit load of tits, now.

You? All that Aryan drug free bullshit just bullshit ain't it?

James Robson

Will you shut your fucking corn trap and hook me? Or I can take my cash elsewhere.

Alright, man.

Hey. I'm real sorry about little Alex.

Bob Rebadow

You know, you try to prepare for a death, but always secretly you believe there's a chance that the doctors were wrong, that they'll find a cure, and that as long as he's alive there's time. So, while you think you're stealing yourself, all you're really doing is waiting on the miracle, which is why, when death comes, it's so horrible, because you realize...you weren't prepared at all.

But you knew last night.

Bob Rebadow

On some level. 30-something years ago it was a power outage that saved me from execution, but last night the electricity finally came back to finish the job, except so much time had passed that my grandson was now in the chair. I never really liked this hat, but now that he's passed away, I understand this hat. This was my Grandson at his most alive.

Suddenly, I'm famous. I done six interviews, newspapers and TV, ever since that nonsense with your brother started. I got to admit I'm getting kind of used to the attention. They guy's down at Kelsey's, they've been buying me rounds every night. And there's this broad, sits at the end of the bar, she's been flirting with me. I might just fuck her.

Ryan O'Reily

You going to see Cyril while you're in the building?

Yeah, yeah. I guess I oughta. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to say to that boy.

Ryan O'Reily

Tell him you love him.

Oh, yeah, right.

Ryan O'Reily

You ever told Cyril that, dad? Cyril or anyone? Ma? Tessie when you were married? Have the words 'I love you' ever crossed your lips. Because I never heard them, not once.

Don't start with your whining.

Ryan O'Reily

I'm sorry, I forgot how sensitive you are.

You asked me to come, I'm here. State your business.

Ryan O'Reily

I want to talk about Carolyn.

Carolyn? What about her?

Ryan O'Reily

I want to talk about the day she died. I remember her crying, you know, non-stop for what seemed like hours. Tessie couldn't get her quiet. You were drunk and in a foul mood. Sit down!

Fuck you!

Ryan O'Reily

You sit...or I finish telling my story to a cop. Carolyn was crying and you took her from Tessie's arms and you put your hands around her and you shook her and you shook her and you shook her until she stopped, until she went limp like a rag doll.

She fell out of her crib.

Ryan O'Reily

No. I was there, Dad. I was in the doorway. I saw what happened.

You were just a kid. What the fuck did you know about anything? Think my old man didn't beat me, that fucking scumbag? My life has been nothing but shit since the day I was born, and I didn't have no brother to lean on like you did. I been alone my whole fucking life, and soon...you will be, too.

Ryan O'Reily

I'll never tell anyone the truth about what happened with Carolyn. That's between you and me. But, Dad...You better pray to Jesus Christ almighty himself that I never get out of this place, because when I do...I will kill you.

Augustus Hill

[final words] I-- I-- I can feel my legs.

Augustus Hill

Let me tell you, dying is a lot harder on the living than it is on the dead. Death really only hurts those left behind.

Hey, everyone. Meet the new member of our club house.

Kirk, you fucking cocksucker! You should be dead you little fucking prick!

Timmy Kirk

Don't be angry, Jazz-man. It's not your fault I'm alive. The truth is, I can't die.

Bullshit. Just give me another chance.

Timmy Kirk

Won't do any good. I can't die.

Yeah, why is that, pumpkin?

Timmy Kirk

Because...I am Satan. And Satan will never die.

Cyril O'Reily

[in Jericho's voice] What you have to remember is that this is about power. You can not let these people take your power away from you. Remember, Cyril, you are the center of the universe. [Sees Keller looking at him] What the fuck you looking at?