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Oz · Season 4, Episode 16

Up Your Ante Host, Tim McManus and others in “Famous Last Words”

[inmates watch TV game show "Up Your Ante", with Tim McManus competing against Robert Iler]

UYUp Your Ante Host

We start off with $10, and the category today, Tim, is vocabulary. And the question is:what is a tittle?

I think I know this. I'm gonna humor you, I'm gonna ask for a hint. Did you cover this in sixth grade English, Robert?

RIRobert Iler

Well, first off, I'm in high school. And yeah, they did cover this... In the third grade.

UYUp Your Ante Host

Would you like to give him a hint, Robert?

RIRobert Iler

It comes with crosses on T's.

I saw a show where they were discussing tittles, and it wasn't punctuation.

RIRobert Iler

Yeah, it's not punctuation. It's a diacritical mark.

[cut to inmates watching]

Kid's right.

[cuts back to TV]

You're a good guy, Robert, but I've been around a little longer. A tittle is a breast implant.

[cuts back to inmates]

CPChucky Pancamo

Leave it to McManus to go for breasts.

[cuts back to TV]

UYUp Your Ante Host

No, in fact, it is the dot above an "I."

[buzzer sounds, then cuts back to inmates]

Dumb ass.

CCCarmen 'Chico' Guerra

I always knew McManus was an idiot. Now everybody else does, too.

Yo, man, don't be fucking dogging McManus out, all right?

CCCarmen 'Chico' Guerra

Oh, I'm sorry, White. I forgot you've been sucking his cock these days.

I'm not sucking his cock, fag.

CCCarmen 'Chico' Guerra

Then... You must be taking it up the ass.

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