“Secret Identities” quotes from Oz

Hill

'Know thyself.' That's what Socrates said, or Aristotle, or one of those dead white men. To know one's self; that may be the hardest thing any of us will ever do.

Hill

Clark Kent is the secret identity of Superman. I don't understand why Superman even needed a secret identity. I mean, if I'm invulnerable, all the chicks want me, why do I spend my time disguised as a four-eyed loser? The truth is: Superman's schizophrenic. His super-id is fucking with his super-ego. The man's conflicted, no doubt about it.

Did I over dress?

Oh, Jesus. You know, you look a lot like my ex-wife.

Thanks.

That's not a compliment.

Pancamo

In his day, Antonio Napa was a great man. He was like a father to me. Well, more like an uncle.

Hill

The good citizens of Gotham City have got to be the dumbest fucks on the planet. They got Batman and Robin running around, saving them from the Joker, the Riddler and such. And at the same time they got Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson in the headlines every day. Batman and Robin, Bruce and Dick. You're telling me not one person put two and two together?

Beecher

I know you're gonna think this is bullshit. But I feel very badly about my part in Andy's death. Losing a kid, there's nothing worse. And I want to make it up to you.

Schillinger

How? How can you ever make it up to me?

Beecher

You have another son. You don't know where he is. Through my partners at my old law office, I could find him.

Schillinger

And that's supposed to even the score? Make everything okay?

Beecher

It's a start.

Schillinger

Beecher, you're crazier than I thought. There's only one way things will ever be alright between us. You DEAD!

Augustus Hill

People are defined by three things: Their heads: how they think. Their hearts: what they feel. Their dicks: who they fuck. At the end of the day, each of us has to answer one question. One, not so simple question. Who am I?