Tobias Beecher quotes from Oz

Hey, Beecher, this one’s for you.

Tobias Beecher

It’s empty.

Yeah. We had to confiscate the contents.

Tobias Beecher

A letter from my grandmother? What could have possibly been in here that you had to confiscate it?

Well, if I told you, then you’d know.

Keller

I'll see you.

Beecher

When?

Keller

Back here. Or in heaven.

Keller

Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.

What's your best memory of your son?

Tobias Beecher

The first time he came up unprompted and hugged me and said, "Daddy, I love you."

Beecher, I promise not to hurt your daughter or anybody else in your family. See, I wanna believe that you are innocent of killing Hank. I wanna believe because I need to believe in something. Something besides hate. This grandchild that's coming is my last chance. My last hope. I want this kid to put his arms around my neck and say, "I love you." Because see, I never had that before.

Tobias Beecher

I am sorry about your son.

I'm sorry about yours too.

We start off with $10, and the category today, Tim, is vocabulary. And the question is:what is a tittle?

Tim McManus

I think I know this. I'm gonna humor you, I'm gonna ask for a hint. Did you cover this in sixth grade English, Robert?

Well, first off, I'm in high school. And yeah, they did cover this... In the third grade.

Would you like to give him a hint, Robert?

It comes with crosses on T's.

Tim McManus

I saw a show where they were discussing tittles, and it wasn't punctuation.

Yeah, it's not punctuation. It's a diacritical mark.

Tobias Beecher

Kid's right.

Tim McManus

You're a good guy, Robert, but I've been around a little longer. A tittle is a breast implant.

Leave it to McManus to go for breasts.

No, in fact, it is the dot above an "I."

Enrique Morales

Dumb ass.

I always knew McManus was an idiot. Now everybody else does, too.

Omar White

Yo, man, don't be fucking dogging McManus out, all right?

Oh, I'm sorry, White. I forgot you've been sucking his cock these days.

Omar White

I'm not sucking his cock, fag.

Then... You must be taking it up the ass.

Ryan O'Reily

Who are all these numbnuts who play the lottery?

I played the lottery.

Tobias Beecher

Me too.

Ryan O'Reily

Like I said. Numbnuts. Out of 51 numbers, you got to pick the right number not once, but six times in a row.

I say it is possible to win.

Ryan O'Reily

Jesus Christ, Busmalis. You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightening.

Approximately 1,000 people a year win a million dollars or more in North American lotteries. In contrast, less then a hundred people a year hit by lightening.

Kareem Said

Homosexuality is a perversion against Gods will.

I agree.

Kareem Said

And yet you practice sodomy yourself.

I'm no faggot.

Kareem Said

You raped Beecher. And Cyril O'Reily and God knows how many others.

I never touched anybody.

Tobias Beecher

You lying cock sucking fuck.

Sister Peter Marie

Tobias-

Tobias Beecher

How can you deny what you did? Get up!

Sister Peter Marie

Tobias!

Tobias Beecher

Get up!

Sister Peter Marie

Officer! Stop it!

Come on!

Tobias Beecher

Come on! Fuck! You fucking lying bitch! You lying fucking sack of shit.

Adam Guenzel

This will be the first time I ever have to make my own bed.

Tobias Beecher

Adam, take my word. Nothing you experienced growing up in Bryant Park has prepared you for life in Oz. I know it's hard but I'll be here for you. I promise. Your dad was my scoutmaster for God's sake.

Adam Guenzel

You have to understand something. That girl Franklin and I raped... We were drunk. All of us. Partying. I blacked out. I never meant to hurt her.

Tobias Beecher

Yeah but you did. That's why you're standing where you're standing. Don't forget that. Ever. The guilt may keep you sane. Get settled and uh...I'll introduce you around.

Keller

I couldn't face living the rest of my life in here without you. Don't you see? I did what I did out of love.

Beecher

I loved alcohol. I loved heroin. But I had to put them behind me because they were poison. Death. You... are death. Let me live.

If it weren't for me, you'd be in the morgue, instead of Schillinger.

Tobias Beecher

Maybe.

Yeah.

Tobias Beecher

But if you think I got any satisfaction out of killing him, you're wrong. You don't know me at all.

I don't know you? I know you're free of that Nazi fuck!

Tobias Beecher

No, I'm not. No more free than I am of his two sons, or Metzger or Cathy Rockwell. Chris, after six years in this place I'm not sure about anything anymore. Heaven, justice, truth. The only thing I believe in is life. Every life is precious. Not just yours or mine, but every single person on the planet who's breathing, their lives are precious. And the loss of a single life, even in Oz, is my loss, too.

Well, that's bullshit. The only thing that matters is you and me.

Tobias Beecher

I don't expect you to understand. You kill for sport.

I don't understand? I'm not the one who got here by accident, pal. I kill because I have to. I kill what stands in my way like the Aryans.

Tobias Beecher

What? What about the Aryans?

That they're no threat to us anymore. I took care of that.

Tobias Beecher

How? How'd you take care of it?

Never mind, kiss me.

Tobias Beecher

Wait. Answer me this first, okay?

Hmm?

Tobias Beecher

I want you to be honest, okay? Did you purposely fuck up my parole?

Toby, I couldn't face the rest of my life living in here without you. Don't you see? I did what I did out of love.

Tobias Beecher

If you really love me, then leave me alone.

I can't.

Tobias Beecher

Listen to me. Listen to me. I loved alcohol. I loved heroin. I had to put them behind me because they were poison. Death. You are death. Let me live.

Tobias Beecher

When God was designing the universe why did he make something so wonderful so fucking painful?

I think he thought we could handle it.