“Dream A Little Dream of Me” quotes from Oz

Ryan O'Reily

Who are all these numbnuts who play the lottery?

I played the lottery.

Tobias Beecher

Me too.

Ryan O'Reily

Like I said. Numbnuts. Out of 51 numbers, you got to pick the right number not once, but six times in a row.

I say it is possible to win.

Ryan O'Reily

Jesus Christ, Busmalis. You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightening.

Approximately 1,000 people a year win a million dollars or more in North American lotteries. In contrast, less then a hundred people a year hit by lightening.

Hey. What can I do for you?

Came to pick up the pool table.

James Robson

Yeah, is it fixed yet?

Yeah. The ball return was a little hinkey, but I unhinkied it.

Hey. You have the toaster done?

Hold your Calvins, Bochi boy. I'm in the middle of something.

Yeah well, I got lunch coming so these jokers can wait.

We don't wait for Wops.

Someone's going to teach you manners, Vernon.

Yeah well, It ain't going to be you prag.

James Robson

Oh hey! Look out!

Fuck off! Let me up!

You know...

Let me up!

I always wondered, [dips hand into black grease] was Adebisi's dick bigger then mine?

No! Fuck you! fuck! No!

You be the judge.

No!

Well I'm out of solitary and I want to stay out. So I think the best thing for me to do is to avoid any...umm...altercations. Which means as little face time with the other prisoners as possible. So I want to know if, instead of working in the shop, if you can get me a job here.

Leo Glynn

In my office?

Yes.

Leo Glynn

No.

Warden don't you-

Leo Glynn

Don't say I owe you. I have a very negative reaction to that. Your presence here would only remind me on a day to day basis of what happened to Clayton Hughes. So the answer is no. In fact, if you see me coming, hide, because the best thing for me is to stick you back in solitary. Stay out of my sight. Alright? [to CO] Officer.

Warden, that's not right. That's not right.

Leo Glynn

Bye.

That's not right.