You and I both know you spent hours deliberating which dress in your closet best displays that world-class cleavage of yours. Since you love being a businesswoman so much, Michelle, let me give you the bottom line. You either get real with me and give in to what we're both feeling, or sell me my business back. Although my nurses might enjoy it, I don't like doing surgery with a hard-on.
S4 E4Shari Noble
Your chocolate cupcakes are looking very tasty this morning, Michelle.
Oh I get it. A straight man mentions sex, it's not sexual harrassment. It's foreplay.
I won't tell him your secret if you don't tell him mine.
What's your secret?
That I made love to his wife before dinner.
S4 E5Dawn Budge
[Christian and James at lunch together]
The jig is up, sweetheart. It's time to take your little whore and pony show to a different city. Michelle told me about your escort ring.
We haven't even ordered the wine yet, Dr. Troy. Shall we share a bottle of Pinot Noir? I know we both enjoy the darker varietals.
I don't have that kind of liquidity right now.
Then I suggest you melt some of your money.
Then I have a proposition for you that might ease your pain. I'll knock down your first payment to something more manageable, say seventy-five thousand, if you throw in a hand-job. Don't be vulgar. I want a hand rejuvenation.
I thought vampires kept their looks forever.
It is time my body matched my bank account.
MBMallory Budge
If that's what you're after, you'd been skinny your whole life.
I can vacuum you down to a skeleton, Dawn, but I can't suck out the white trash, now, can I? You want pro-class, you're gonna need a new face and wardrobe to go with your new body.
Are you gay, Dr. Troy?
No, but for a price, I will play Queer Eye for you.
[referring to the ring he intends on giving to Julia] It's a little out of my range.
You banged the night nurse, Sean.
I'll take it.
[upon seeing Christian and Sean with a Porsche] So whose turn is it to have a mid-life crisis?
I wanna buy one more thing, Dr. Troy. A night with you. I need Dwight to know he can't do what he did without consequences. Basically, I want a revenge screw.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I will pay you a hundred thousand dollars.
I wouldn't sit on the same toilet seat as you for a hundred grand.
Name your price, sexy man.
Four hundred thousand bucks gets you ten minutes. Strictly missionary, nothing kinky.
I'll throw in an extra twenty if we can do it on the rug.
I'm doing this after hours because I don't want Michelle to know. You deal with me now.
You're not going to tell her the sacrifices you're making on her behalf? And they say chivalry is dead.
[about her rejuvenated hands] How do they feel?
Clean. Untouched by time. If only you could do the same with my heart.
I was planning on having a little more fun with you, Dr. Troy. You're cute when you squirm.
S4 E6Faith Wolper, Phd
I can't keep giving you just a part of me, and not all of me.
[to Christian] Do you realize, between the two of us, that we've almost ruined a marriage and a business by sleeping with the wrong women this month?
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