Dawn Budge quotes from Nip/Tuck

Dawn Budge

It is time my body matched my bank account.

If that's what you're after, you'd been skinny your whole life.

Christian

I can vacuum you down to a skeleton, Dawn, but I can't suck out the white trash, now, can I? You want pro-class, you're gonna need a new face and wardrobe to go with your new body.

Dawn Budge

Are you gay, Dr. Troy?

Christian

No, but for a price, I will play Queer Eye for you.

Dawn Budge

I wanna buy one more thing, Dr. Troy. A night with you. I need Dwight to know he can't do what he did without consequences. Basically, I want a revenge screw.

Christian

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Dawn Budge

I will pay you a hundred thousand dollars.

Christian

I wouldn't sit on the same toilet seat as you for a hundred grand.

Dawn Budge

Name your price, sexy man.

Christian

Four hundred thousand bucks gets you ten minutes. Strictly missionary, nothing kinky.

Dawn Budge

I'll throw in an extra twenty if we can do it on the rug.