Nip/Tuck · Season 4, Episode 4
“Shari Noble” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Christian Troy (6), Liz (2), Michelle (1)
Michelle is the kind of woman who wants to feel like a spider and I'm a helpless little fly caught in her web.
Do you think that you could teach me to be as full of shit as you are?
I thought lesbians didn't play games. I thought it was all about cuddling and sharing of depilatory cream.
[attempting to pick up a girl at a lesbian bar] I can munch, dive and fish better than any girl in this place. Plus I have in my possession a very life-like dildo just in case you decide to get kinky.
[After Michelle slaps him in the face for making a pass at her] Just so you know, sweetie-pie, I'm not in to S&M.
You and I both know you spent hours deliberating which dress in your closet best displays that world-class cleavage of yours. Since you love being a businesswoman so much, Michelle, let me give you the bottom line. You either get real with me and give in to what we're both feeling, or sell me my business back. Although my nurses might enjoy it, I don't like doing surgery with a hard-on.
Your chocolate cupcakes are looking very tasty this morning, Michelle.
Oh I get it. A straight man mentions sex, it's not sexual harrassment. It's foreplay.
I won't tell him your secret if you don't tell him mine.
What's your secret?
That I made love to his wife before dinner.
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