Nip/Tuck · Season 4, Episode 5
“Dawn Budge” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Christian Troy (7), James (5), Dawn Budge (3), Sean (1), Matt (1)
[Christian and James at lunch together]
The jig is up, sweetheart. It's time to take your little whore and pony show to a different city. Michelle told me about your escort ring.
We haven't even ordered the wine yet, Dr. Troy. Shall we share a bottle of Pinot Noir? I know we both enjoy the darker varietals.
I don't have that kind of liquidity right now.
Then I suggest you melt some of your money.
Then I have a proposition for you that might ease your pain. I'll knock down your first payment to something more manageable, say seventy-five thousand, if you throw in a hand-job. Don't be vulgar. I want a hand rejuvenation.
I thought vampires kept their looks forever.
It is time my body matched my bank account.
If that's what you're after, you'd been skinny your whole life.
I can vacuum you down to a skeleton, Dawn, but I can't suck out the white trash, now, can I? You want pro-class, you're gonna need a new face and wardrobe to go with your new body.
Are you gay, Dr. Troy?
No, but for a price, I will play Queer Eye for you.
[referring to the ring he intends on giving to Julia] It's a little out of my range.
You banged the night nurse, Sean.
I'll take it.
[upon seeing Christian and Sean with a Porsche] So whose turn is it to have a mid-life crisis?
I wanna buy one more thing, Dr. Troy. A night with you. I need Dwight to know he can't do what he did without consequences. Basically, I want a revenge screw.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I will pay you a hundred thousand dollars.
I wouldn't sit on the same toilet seat as you for a hundred grand.
Name your price, sexy man.
Four hundred thousand bucks gets you ten minutes. Strictly missionary, nothing kinky.
I'll throw in an extra twenty if we can do it on the rug.
I'm doing this after hours because I don't want Michelle to know. You deal with me now.
You're not going to tell her the sacrifices you're making on her behalf? And they say chivalry is dead.
[about her rejuvenated hands] How do they feel?
Clean. Untouched by time. If only you could do the same with my heart.
I was planning on having a little more fun with you, Dr. Troy. You're cute when you squirm.
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