Nip/Tuck · Season 4
Have you ever had any loving adult relationships?
Yeah, sure.
What happened?
One of them married Sean and the other... Well, it just didn't work out. It wasn't my fault. Even Sean couldn't make it work with her.
Do you know what kind of women accept not being kissed? Whores. We're not whores.
No, you're the goddamn Mother of the Year.
My balls are no longer proportionate to my wang. [Edit] Feels like I got an SUV riding around on training wheels down there.
Brains, brains can help you recognise an opportunity but it is balls that make you a risk-taker.
Buy us? We are not for sale!
We are at this price. [Edit] This man eats paper planes and shits out space shuttles.
Think about it, Sean. Look at what your 70-hour work week did to Matt.
Your genes are as responsible for that as are my work habits.
His-and-her facelifts. If this is indicative of the state of relationships in the 21st century, then I'm staying single.
And cocker spaniels all over south Florida howl in relief.
Where is Christian?
I'm sure his spirits are here, but his body is still in the tanning booth.
I was in the neighborhood driving by and decided to see my partner. ...Why is there a statue of a cock in the living room?
It's abstract art, Sean.
Sweetheart, everything I need to know about you is bouncing around in front of my face.
I couldn't even get a job at SeaWorld because my tits weren't 'family-friendly'.
There is no pro bono for boning a pro.
I don't think it matters. Matt's fully cooked. It's too late to change the ingredients now.
What we had was spiritual, Kimber. I made you see God everytime you came.
They both have physical problems that need treating. What makes his face more deserving than her tits?
And you're just a goddamn Mother Teresa, Christian.
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