Dr. Mike Hamoui quotes from Nip/Tuck

Dr. Mike Hamoui

[in Christian's apartment] I can still hear the screams from the women you've banged in here.

Christian

How do you get that lineation in your abs there? I've been doing a thousand crunches a week and I can't seem to get mine to pop like that.

Dr. Mike Hamoui

I have protein shakes for breakfast and lunch and a light dinner, and no refined sugars. And I'm in here every day.

Christian

How do you find the time?

Dr. Mike Hamoui

Well, the hour you spend watching Sports Center, I'm in here. During your forty-five minute lunch at Joe Stone Crab, I'm jogging down the Strand. Gotta make the sacrifices.

Christian

Sacrifices? You're a goddamn physical terrorist.

Dr. Mike Hamoui

Aren't your partner with Sean McNamara? How come he isn't doing this for you?

Christian

We are too busy to give in-house freebies.