Nip/Tuck · Season 3, Episode 9
“Hannah Tedesco” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Christian Troy (5), Kimber (3), Sean (2), Quentin (1)
[on phone] Talk to you later, Chris. [to Christian] Guess whose literary agent contact got us the front page of the New England Journal of Medicine?
Is Chris a boy or a girl?
She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.
I am in the middle of packing up my house.
And Quentin and I are in the middle of a facial transplant!
I know this is hard for you, Christian. I've been either at your side or in the next room for every one of your surgeries but you need to get used to having an identity as a doctor without me.
This isn't about me. This is about a patient, a young girl who deserves to be more than just a failed ego-driven experiment written up in medical journals.
I don't want you in the porn business any more. Period. And I want you to stop selling those dolls. Do you realize how many men are boning you right now? I went online. Hundreds of those things have been sold.
Twelve hundred and thirty eight. Each sale's eight thousand dollars in my pocket, by the way.
Well, now we're getting married, you don't need the money.
It's not about the money, Christian. This is about my career.
How would you feel if I took a mould of my cock, passed it round South Beach and called it a career?
If hundreds of men can use my doll to get off four times a day, you screwing one Kimber wannabe isn't the end of the world. You are cheating on me with... Me!
So I can screw all your graduates now?
After the wedding, we agree on two things. No more porn for me, and no more affairs for you. [Edit] Oh, don't worry, there's a clause in there that still allows for threesomes.
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