Even if I did blab your personal life to the world, no one would believe me.
Why not?
Because I am widely believed to be an inveterate liar, and rightly so.
S2 E18Led Zeppelin
S2 E19Presence
Cards aren't a game of luck. They're a game of strategy, statistics, probability, and money management.
Wait a minute, you carry your contract around?
At a time like this it doesn't seem so crazy, does it?
Page 15, article 4, paragraph 1.
"Contract transferable to third party in case of sale, merger, corporate restructuring, liquidation, bankruptcy and/or act of God"--it doesn't say anything about--
Read your act of God, clause and clarification.
Jimmy James will hereafter and for the purposes of this contract only [realization sets in] be referred to as God.
Sir, can I see you in my office for a moment?
I know when I'm not wanted.
Then why haven't you left before?
All right, you know the opponents...
Check.
You know the odds...
Check.
And you know the stakes.
Check. Now, how do you play poker?
S2 E20Coda
Let me tell you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving: give me my money back.
Hey, guy...
Bill, at least call him by his name.
EEditor
My name is Guy.
[embarrassed pause] Hi, Guy.
S2 E21Led Zeppelin II
Can I talk to you for a minute?
It better be good and it better be fast!
I was just about to say that.
Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true, then... I still don't care.
S3 E1President
I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.
[Lisa is planning to expose Mr. James]
All right, well, let's not go overboard. Let's try to remember that, at heart, Mr. James is a decent person.
Yes, they're all decent persons, Dave, but once a man throws his hat into the ring, it is my duty as a journalist to make him my bitch.
S3 E2Review
Bill seems happy with 'adequate.'
Bill thinks having a bird crap on him is a compliment from the gods!
That must be so demeaning, just getting coffee for people all day... Wait a minute...
BMBill MacNeil
It's not fair. The station is a reliable workhorse--but I am nearly adequate?!?
S3 E3Massage Chair
I'm sorry Dave, but a budget is a budget is a budget, to paraphrase...
Gertrude Stein
What?
Yeah, "A rose is a rose is a rose"
That's really pretty Dave but can we get back to the budget!
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