Wait a minute, you carry your contract around?
At a time like this it doesn't seem so crazy, does it?
Page 15, article 4, paragraph 1.
"Contract transferable to third party in case of sale, merger, corporate restructuring, liquidation, bankruptcy and/or act of God"--it doesn't say anything about--
Read your act of God, clause and clarification.
Jimmy James will hereafter and for the purposes of this contract only [realization sets in] be referred to as God.
Sir, can I see you in my office for a moment?
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