Matthew Brock quotes from NewsRadio

Dave

Matthew, you're not going to find any icebergs with your nose buried in that nefarious scandal sheet.

Matthew

Aw, gee whiz!

Dave

Matthew! What have I told you about swearing on this vessel? I will not have it.

Matthew

Darn.

Dave

Matthew!

Matthew

Shucks!

Dave

Well, I never!

Lisa

Mr. James, tell Joe he can't copyright my name.

You can't copyright any employee's name.

Lisa

See?

Because I own the copyrights to all your names.

What?

When are you people going to start reading your contracts?

Dave

Matthew, what are you doing under there?

Matthew

Surprise! Remember how you thought I was going to abandon you? In your dreams, buddy!

Dave

Yeah, in my dreams....

Matthew

So what do you want me to do? We gotta get crackin'. You want me to do some electrical work, do some reporting, read the news, get you some coffee?

Dave

You take your pick.

Matthew

I'm gonna get you some coffee.

Dave

Great.

Matthew

How do you take it?

Dave

Hot and black.

Matthew

How about cold with little things floating on it?

Dave

Sounds great.

Matthew

It's just you and me, pal. You and me... forever!

Dave

I know...