Joe Garelli quotes from NewsRadio

Lisa

Mr. James, tell Joe he can't copyright my name.

You can't copyright any employee's name.

Lisa

See?

Because I own the copyrights to all your names.

What?

When are you people going to start reading your contracts?

Joe

Lisa, again with the job descriptions. Look, even if Dave does go totally psycho, he's not gonna fire anyone.

Lisa

Well, what if he does?

Max

Well, what if it's you?

Lisa

What are you, high?

Dave

Joe, we don't need a science reporter.

Joe

Dude, I'm offering my services for free.

Dave

Yeah, but just so that you can beam your messages to space.

Joe

Lucky guess.