Donny just called me 'Anstis'. You know I'm not Toby Anstis, don't you?
I thought your name was Anstis?
Amstell... but you know it doesn't matter, I'll go with-
Amstell's a beer!
Yes!
I like beer.
And I like you...
[Talking about a member of the identity parade]
Number five's not really been given a fair chance, has he? He's been given dungarees and a perm.
BBill
The international symbol of inbreeding.
How dare you!
My shades!
When he goes, you can have them back. Is that all right, do you want them back now? Are you gonna 'cause some sort of riot?!
I like the authentic punk dance. That is like a child dizzy on lemonade.
[Reading Next Lines]
"I am an Antichrist, I am an anarchist..."?
"I is -"
I am the walrus?
"I is I am the walrus," yes.
Hang on a minute... Donny is smoking now!?!?! What is he going to do next!?!?! A cigarette! That you can legally buy in shops! I'll try to carry on but I am shocked and appalled!!
Donny is unhappy...
No, that's bullshit, they didn't win. You gave them easier questions 'cause they're retards.
Punks love points...
BBill
Yeah, "Smash the system but...can he have another point?". You're about as punk as Enya!
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