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May 2, 2-0-1-1. That'd be in... G sector. [points] And by now about 30 feet under. We had a break-in that night. Police came to investigate, shared a laugh... what would anyone steal from a dump?
[trades a look with Tony] I think we may have the answer.
Yeah. I know you're a smart guy, Stewie, but how do you remember the exact date of the break-in?
Everybody remembers where they were that day. Don't you? It was the night the Navy SEAL team took out bin Laden.
Where is your protection? They've usually given themselves away by now.
That is why they do not know I am in the country. No one knows.
You are the Director of Mossad, Abba, that is impossible.
Ziva, nothing is impossible, only difficult.
Which makes this officially the stupidest thing you've ever done, which is saying something. Don't you remember the last time you were here?
Yes, you said sometimes life surprises you. Surprise!
[Eli has traveled to Washington without his protection detail.]
What if someone saw you?
At your gym?
Anywhere! Surely you still have enemies who want you dead.
You think? (chuckles) Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. As your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.
"Rodeo."
[outside Vance's house]
What about my father? McGee!
[McGee says nothing. Ziva rushes inside and sees Tony, grim-faced.]
No...
[She rounds the sofa and sees Eli slumped in a corner, eyes staring at nothing - dead.]
ABBA! Abba...
[She cradles her father's body, weeping and praying in Hebrew. Gibbs and McGee enter.]
Who did this?
Leon?
She's dead. My wife is dead, Gibbs.
[flashback to Young Ziva during Shabbat with her family]
[sings] Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, Melekh ha'olam, asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Shabbat.
[flash-forward to Ziva alone in synagogue]
Amen.
[examining the body of Eli's assassin]
Suicide by cyanide. A three-word nursery rhyme, and a popular means of escape throughout history, for cowards. Goring, Himmler, Goebbels. Still no identification?
McGee's not having much luck.
Maybe medical records could help, as it seems that cyanide was only expediting the inevitable.
[Ducky rolls a surgical tray with a diseased organ towards Gibbs.]
What's that?
His liver, riddled with inoperable tumors. Doesn't appear to be under treatment. I'd have given him six months.
Made killing himself easier?
[his tone iron hard] Pity does not validate cowardice.
[Ziva is alone in Tony's apartment and Bodnar is coming]
Ziva there's a gun taped to back of my toilet Godfather-style. Use it!
[Ziva is watching out of a window; she hears the door open and immediately turns towards it, ready to shoot. She sees that it is Gibbs and Tony]
[sighs in relief] You should have knocked.
I live here!
Yeah, and you almost died here too!
At lo levad. (Hebrew, "You are not alone.")
I know.
'Today's new friend is tomorrow's family
Playing? Instead of studying?
Studying?
Yeah Dorneget. For your GS-11 exam?
What is that? [looks at everyone blankly]
It's a test that probies used to have to take to become agents. It hasn't been given in years. Gibbs is the last agent I know that took it.
Ah ah ah. The word is that Director Vance is reinstating that test.
You're messing with me.
No he is not. I heard the same thing from Hollander in HR. I'm glad I did not have to take it.
Whew it's tough. [Ziva secretly smiles] Comprehensive, covers all the rules. Brigs, procedures, it's all in the manuals which you're gonna have to learn by heart. Here comes Vance. You can ask him yourself.
Listen, don't let him "probie" you.
What?
I've been there, Dorney. Tony's gonna pull rank.
I can handle him.
Watch your back Dorney. [gives him an ominous look]
[Tony and Dorneget are in the Bahamas. Tony is sitting by the pool at the hotel they are staying in, waiting for Dorneget.]
Dorneget, you're supposed to beat the senior field agent to work.
I'm so sorry but the front desk called me at like 3am.
Why?
They said I ordered a wake-up call. Can you believe that? It took me forever to get back to sleep and I guess I slept in. I'm sorry Agent DiNozzo. I promise it won't happen again.
It's Tony when we're on stake out. The idea is we're supposed to blend in.
Right.
[deadpan] Speaking of which, what in the name of Brooks Brothers are you wearing? You look like exactly what you are. A pubescent federal agent. [Dorneget fidgets, looking extremely uncomfortable]
[...]
[Tony is video-conferencing with Ziva and McGee who are back at headquarters]
How is Dorneget doing?
[smiles] He is an easier mark than McGee. I pulled the old 3am wake-up on him.
Of course you did.
[laughs] Give him a break Tony!
[Tony and Dorneget enter the squad room with their suspect]
Heyyyy!! The Double D's DiNozzo and Dorneget got their man!
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