W1 Witness 1
It's gnarly, dude.
W2 Witness 2
Yeah, for real.
Words, use 'em. Helpful words.
W2 Witness 2
We were sleeping in our van, yo, right. We heard bam, bam, boom, boom, crack, crack.
W1 Witness 1
Gunshots, dude. That's what I said. I was like, dude, gunshots. [turns to look at friend] Right?
So you're saying there were six gunshots?
W1 Witness 1
No, two gunshots. But there was like an echo and he was like, dude don't look and I was like dude were looking.
W2 Witness 2
Yeah, and then, then we like peeked through the windows and we saw two dudes drive off in a black Lincoln.
Two? You sure there's two, it wasn't an echo?
W1 Witness 1
Yep, two dudes.
McGee would know. Head shots are his specialty.
He's referring to a videogame he's been playing way too much.
What's this surprising bit of editorializing coming from the once and future king of dorkland?
Hey, I now have a girlfriend.
The king is dead. [gripping McGee's shoulder] Long live the king.
It wasn't sand sand, like good sand. It was bad sand. Very bad sand. It made me break out in red welts.
It wasn't the sand, Mr. Palmer, but the sand mite.
Well, sand mites might bite.
But medically found. The tiny crustacean known as the mite. M-i-t-e.
Thanks for doing it my way.
[he and Gibbs walk into Director Vance's office without knocking and turn on the tv] You have a surveillance camera in the conference room now. Hope you don't have on in the elevator.
[is crouching behind desk going through files] We don't, not yet at least, Agent Fornell. [sits up] How can I help you?
And my copy of Emily Post. Door was closed.
I thought you were in MTAC.
Well, we all make mistakes. That's why God invented knocking. McGee's int he conference room interviewing Susan Grady.
You sure you don't have a camera in the elevator?
When I do, you'll be the first to know, Agent Fornell.
Well, wouldn't Susan know? She was there, right? Are you guys sure that we can trust her, because I am not.
And why, may I ask, is that?
C'mon, Ducky. Everyone knows that Susan's taken a little shine to McGee.
[Ziva punches Tony in the stomach and he groans]
That has nothing to do with it. McGee, he's a capable investigator, but when it comes to matters of the heart he can be a bit... naive.
Are you... talking from experience?
That's classified. Just think about his last girlfriend. She tried to kill him!
Oh, I get it. You're trying to cover McGee like a protective hen.
Or an overprotective panther.
[shrugs uncomfortably] Okay... If Susan can't tell you who lucky number eleven is, I can. Just keep her out of my hair.
G Agent Grady
You have to catch them! Now! Like, right now.
G Grady
Does she mean snafu?
[Tony and Ziva enter the squadroom and see Palmer without his shirt on, and a rash erupting around his henna tattoo]
Dear God... someone fed him after midnight.
Jimmy, what happened to you?
It turns out I am really allergic to henna. I can't reach back there, so do you think you guys could...?
I'm late for a squash game!
I'm sorry, I've got to get the hell out of here.
Please, guys! It really itches!
[Tony and Ziva make a run for the elevator, Jimmy runs after them.]
That's what girlfriends are for!
[They try to fend him off, but Jimmy gets on the elevator with them; all arguing at once.]
No, no, no! Please, do not... that could be very contagious! I may have to hurt you massively.
She'll do it, she'll do it!
[Elevator doors close]
I thought you said 27.000 kills.
But you said yesterday 27.000 kills!
Well, that was yesterday.
You kill a thousand people a day?
I was hot. I was super hot. I was cappin' fools!
It's not a cause for pride, McGee! It's a cause for concern!
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