[to Tony and McGee] You know what, you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.
Itch, and yes we are.
You two are like a married couple.
Oh, no they're not. They're still speaking.
“Guilty Pleasure” · Season 7, Episode 19
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Timothy McGee (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Abby Sciuto (2), Ziva David (1)
Hey, why'd the dead guy cross the road? To get home.
Yeah. You were funnier when you were fatter.
Abby --
No time for smalltalk, Gibbs, there's way too much to tell.
I only said 'Abby', Abby.
Well, now you've said it thrice.
Well, if it isn't T-Cadd.
What?
T-Cadd. It's what I'm calling you guys now. You know, the cute couples contraction? Tom-Kat, Bennifer, Brangelina.
Yeah, we got it McBitter.
You two are wearing the same suit, even. [they smile]
MMcCadden
Building security found the body. No blood, it looks like he was dumped. Multiple stab wounds to the back. We've definitely got a fifth victim.
Wounds on his arm, chest. This guy wasn't easy to take out.
He put up a fight.
MMcCadden
Killer had to be strong, we're probably looking for a male.
Or Ziva. [they laugh]
Wait. Could you give McGee my hug today, because he really needs one.
[looks oddly at McGee]
[shakes his head] I'm good boss, thanks. [Gibbs turns around and leaves] [McGee gives Abby a look as she laughs]
You're annoying!
You're juvenile!
MMcCadden
Hey, they're showing a restored print of Road Warrior in Norfolk on Friday, you want to go?
[imitating Humungus] "Just walk away. I'll spare your lives for that tank of gas." [McCadden laughs.] Humungus. Yes, we're going!
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