Palmer and Ducky in “Moonlighting”

Palmer

It wasn't sand sand, like good sand. It was bad sand. Very bad sand. It made me break out in red welts.

Ducky

It wasn't the sand, Mr. Palmer, but the sand mite.

Palmer

The sand might what?

Ducky

The sand mite bit you.

Palmer

Sand bites?

Ducky

Well, sand mites might bite.

Palmer

I'm grammatically lost.

Ducky

But medically found. The tiny crustacean known as the mite. M-i-t-e.