“An Eye for an Eye” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Timothy McGee (2), Kate Todd (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Abby Sciuto (1)
A dead transsexual sailor, his spook instructor and a pair of human eyes walk into a bar, what's the punchline Kate?
Whatever it is, it involves this girl and Paraguay.
That's true, but not very funny. Probie! Make me laugh!
Okay, the bartender doesn't believe it so he asks the spook instructor 'what the hell is going on?' And the guy says 'what, guy can't have a drink with his pupils?'
Gibbs will get over it
When?
Well, let's see. Last year Tony spilled his coffee and he warmed up to him... oh, about an hour ago. So, roughly eight to ten months.
I got your email, Special Agent Gibbs, and to tell you the truth, I was shocked - when did you learn to use a computer?
[After Abby fails to detect where Gibbs is hiding after sneaking into her lab]
You are getting sneakier the older you get!
Not to mention better-looking.
[Gibbs, Tony and Kate are sitting in at a class to observe a lecturer]
Now that we've learned a bit about recruiting double agents, let's take a moment to consider some of the risks involved. Anybody?
[Tony raises his hand]
[looks to Tony] DiNozzo, would you like to become left-handed?
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