I need the condoms tested.
Not what you want to hear first thing in the morning...
“Pop Life” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (19), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (9), Abby Sciuto (6), Kate Todd (6), Ducky Mallard (5), Timothy McGee (2), Jimmy Palmer (1)
(about stripper) Wow Kate! How'd you get her to do that?
Paranoid.
Sounds like someone I know.
Are you done yet? (Standing over McGee, eating a cookie. Wipes crumbs off of McGee's head)
(after Gibbs takes the last cookie) That's so not right.
(Tony watching a singer/dancer at the club, nodding his head up and down with the music)
Tony stop jumping up and down. We can't see.
WWillie
I dunno about you, but I've slept with a lot of women.
I wouldn't know anything about that Willy, I'm a Mormon.
I'm flattered that you would entrust your relationship to me. It will be rather like.... marriage counseling. (smiles, Tony and Kate give a look)
Oh, let's not use those words.
Are you done?
Almost.
Done or fired. Those are your options.
Done.
DiNozzo!
(Tony is snoring)
I'll wake him up.
No. I got a better idea. (Speeds up then slams on the brakes. Tony is now awake)
Bad dream, DiNozzo?!
I... wha... uh... wha...
You done?
Almost.
"Done" or "fired" are the choices.
Done.
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