Sailor quotes from NCIS

Kate

This...isn't the deck 5 berthing compartment, is it?

(while standing at a urinal) No ma'am this is the men's head on deck 6.

Kate

Petty Officer!

Ma'am?

Kate

You just came out of the urinaloger's office!

I hope not! I just had a haircut in there!

Kate

(downhearted) Go on! Tell me how many bulk heads, passage ways and corridors in to go to traverse there!

It's right next door!

Kate

Of course it is! Thank you (pissed off) Petty Officer!

Gibbs

Pinpin Pula is an arrogant son of a bitch! He thought the bomb he planted would kill me!

So, he's not a suicide bomber?

Gibbs

For God's sakes, order that frigate to break off!

I can't do that.

Gibbs

Is everyone up there as stupid as you?! Pinpin Pula is on the Cape Fear! He's the radioman! He intercepts every BOLO we send him, and he replies, "No Pinpin here"!

We got that, Special Agent Gibbs! It's why we didn't communicate with Cape Fear until... [turns around] NOW!

Gibbs

Jeff! Thank God you're there. Can you get your SEALs on board without being seen?

We can execute a HALO insertion within ten hours.

The Cape Fear will have entered the Med, that's unacceptable. If anything happens, it'll be on some tourist video camera!

Gibbs

The sailors on that frigate have video cameras!

We can confiscate those videos.

Gibbs

[dumbfounded] What?! YOU DON'T WANT THIS BEING SEEN?!!

An accident at sea is better than an act of terrorism.

Gibbs

IT'S TOO LATE!!!

Cape Fear, heave to. Stand by to be boarded for inspection, heave to. Stand by to be boarded for inspection.

Gibbs

[to Deputy Director Welsh] You BASTARD!!