Saleem Ulman quotes from NCIS

Saleem Ulman

[to a hostage Ziva] Tell me everything you know about NCIS.

Saleem Ulman

[leads a hooded figured into the interrogation room, sitting them in a chair] Questions are being asked in town about missing NCIS agents. I am concerned that US forces might be mobilized. One of you will tell me the identities and locations of the operatives in the area, and the other will die. [removes hood, revealing Ziva] I will give you a moment to decide who lives. [leaves the room]

Tony

[smiles painfully at Ziva] So... how was your summer?

Ulman

[while he is holding a knife to Ziva's throat] I don't make bargains.

Tony

Do you make pizza?

Tony

There's something I haven't told you, yet.

Ulman

What is that?

Tony

I've told you about the brains. I've told you about the guts. I've told you about the muscle. The scientist, the politician, the leader. I told you about every member of the team, except myself. The part I play.

Ulman

Which is?

Tony

I'm the wildcard. I'm the guy who looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it. Like right now I should be terrified, right, but I'm not. Because I just can't stop thinking about the movie True Lies. You know, where Arnie's strapped to the chair and shot full of truth serum. He picks his cuffs and kills everybody. You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.

Ulman

[sneers] You're still bound. You're lying.

Tony

I can't lie. And I didn't say I was going to be the one to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper?

Gibbs

[into radio] Go.