Michael quotes from NCIS

I love her you know. I-I love her. You don't get it, do you? Huh? She wants everyone to believe she doesn't love me. Hell, I think even she believes it sometimes. [turns to the mirrored window between the interrogation room and the viewing room] Tell me what, how come, if you don't care about me, you can't take your eyes off of me right now. Huh? You can lie to the rest of the world, but you can't lie to your heart. Can you, Abby?

No, no, no, no...Abby? Abby! Abby! Look, I know you're in there! Abby!

We just got off on the wrong foot.

Abby

The wrong foot?!? The only right foot is my foot up your a--

Abby!

Ziva

I'm not working. Just... drinking. Heidi! Uno mas, s'il vous plait.

You're mixing your languages.

Ziva

And my liquors.

What's it like to shoot someone?

Ziva

It is what it is. It is what you have to do.