[at the copy machine] Die, you stupid machine!
She seems unfazed.
Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine.
“Recoil” · Season 5, Episode 16
In this episode: Ziva David (5), Tony DiNozzo (2), Michael (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1)
[at the copy machine] Die, you stupid machine!
She seems unfazed.
Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine.
I'm not working. Just... drinking. Heidi! Uno mas, s'il vous plait.
You're mixing your languages.
And my liquors.
What's it like to shoot someone?
It is what it is. It is what you have to do.
What are you doing?
I'm checking into Locke's missing girlfriend. You?
Same.
What? Why?
[...]
Checking her medical records.
Why? Do you think she's been lying in some hospital unable to communicate?
No, I think she's been lying in a shallow grave unable to communicate.
Medical records are privileged information. You need a subpoena.
Not if you have an IOU from a county clerk with a very expressive poker face.
Look. If you're going to give me a lecture on my bad judgment, I don't need to hear it.
Is that what this is about? You doubting your judgment?
I should've moved earlier.
You would've if you could've.
I left it too late.
You still took him out.
I almost died.
But you didn't. You've got to trust your judgment, Ziva. Moment you don't, it won't be "almost."
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