Torres quotes from NCIS

Wow. Juan flew over the cuckoo's nest.

McGee

We gotta go. Talk to you on Monday.

Oh, you guys are late to spinning class or something?

Bishop

Uh, no, Gibbs is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying––

Gibbs

[walks into the room] Grab your gear.

McGee

[hopefully] That a well-timed illustration, boss?

Gibbs

[ignores McGee] Got a death in Quantico.

[looking at the photos of the suspects] Who are these people? Living double lives like this?

I mean, yeah, I mean, I-I lived as someone else for most of the last decade, but I had an excuse. I was, uh, I was undercover. [indicates the photos] Which version is the real them?

Gibbs

Which version is the real you?

You're looking at it.

Gibbs

Am I? You created all those covers. It wasn't random.

[laughs] Wait, you're saying that a part of me wanted to be a, uh, mafia-tied, vegan juice-bar owner?

[thinks and shrugs] Eh...

Hey, would you ask Superman to do your taxes?

Bishop

Um..

Or LeBron James to babysit your kid? Would you do that?

Bishop

Yeah, I bet he's good with kids.

You do understand my point, right?

Bishop

No. Does it have something to do with why you're using McGee's computer?

Yeah. He asked me to input the names from the ship's manifest into the system. So if anything pops up, then we get an alert.

Bishop

Oh. That's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a fantastic idea, except it's a mis-usage of my superpowers.

Bishop

Which are...?

Kicking down doors, breaking through windows. The tango.

McGee

[about his email account issues] It's like it disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle of electronic transmissions.

McGee, just turn it off and on; that's what I do.

Bishop

What are you doing?

Delilah shouldn't know.

What?

They've been sleeping on a grave!

Yeah, and not just sleeping, that part we got. But what happened to, "you can't be lying, bro"?

Well, this he can lie about.

Bishop

Hypocrisy much?

No, it's not hypocrisy. This is different.

It's so not different.

Yes, it is different. He knew about a triple homicide before he moved in. This, he didn't know about.

And now that he knows, why shouldn't Delilah know?

(finally letting out how freaked he is) Hell, nobody should know! I wish I didn't know!

(emerges from the fitting room in his tuxedo) Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talking about! Please, no pictures... nah, go for it. (twirls)

Bishop

Woof. (realizes) Was that out loud?

Mmm-hmm.

Bishop

Mmm.

Gibbs

Any problems?

Well, apart from Bishop almost blowing up our cover, no, we're pretty good.

Bishop

Excuse me?

You shouldn't have slapped his hand away.

Bishop

I don't give out free samples! I got three kids to feed and a sick Nana in Boca. [off Torres's look] What? You told me to have a back story, that's my back story.

No, that's actually... that's actually pretty good.

Bishop

Thank you.