“Being Bad” · Season 14, Episode 2
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Torres (2), Timothy McGee (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Ellie Bishop (1), Dr. Donald Mallard (1)
[On Friday night, Bishop's watch beeps and she holds it up to McGee. They rush to pack up and leave.]
We gotta go. Talk to you on Monday.
Oh, you guys are late to spinning class or something?
Uh, no, Gibbs is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying––
[walks into the room] Grab your gear.
[hopefully] That a well-timed illustration, boss?
[ignores McGee] Got a death in Quantico.
The teenage years are fraught with peril. The frontal cortex is responsible for self-regulation. It develops gradually over adolescence. Unfortunately, in some adults, well, it never occurs.
[talking over the body of Bruno, the suspect] In some ways, Bruno, I envy you. When I was a child, I often fancied living the life of a daring cat burglar. Fortunately for me, yeah, at age of nine, on my maiden voyage, I fell off our neighbor's roof, yeah. Landed on my coccyx. And that was the end of that.
[looking at the photos of the suspects] Who are these people? Living double lives like this?
[Gibbs just looks at him.]
I mean, yeah, I mean, I-I lived as someone else for most of the last decade, but I had an excuse. I was, uh, I was undercover. [indicates the photos] Which version is the real them?
Which version is the real you?
You're looking at it.
Am I? You created all those covers. It wasn't random.
[laughs] Wait, you're saying that a part of me wanted to be a, uh, mafia-tied, vegan juice-bar owner?
[Gibbs smirks in response.]
[thinks and shrugs] Eh...
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