Kensi Blye quotes from NCIS: Los Angeles

Kensi

What's that?

Deeks

Durian. King of fruit. So hot now.

Kensi

Since when is fruit "hot"?

Deeks

Since the Garden of Eden. Then it was an apple, but fruit has evolved.

Kensi

This one might be more evolved than you.

Eric

I'm sending you a still from Canter's parking security cams. Leyla was always there with a very formidable man.

Deeks

[looks at the picture on Kensi's phone] Wow. And that is a formidable toupee.

Kensi

[shows Edna a screenshot of the man] Come on. You can't forget a guy who lives with a cat on his head.

Callen

Turner still not talking?

Deeks

He's a durian.

Kensi

And, by that, he means prickly, self-protective, and hard to crack.

Kensi

That's you and me, Kensi and Deeks, Deeks and Kensi. Alone we are bold, we are brash, we can move mountains. But together we're...

Deeks

We're safe.

Kensi

Yeah. We're safe. I wanna be bold Deeks but I wanna be bold with you.

Deeks

So no more games then.

Kensi

No more games.

Deeks

Chips on the table.

Kensi

All in.

Deeks

All in.

Kensi

Tonight?

Deeks

Tomorrow.

Kensi

And...The day after .. (Deeks interrupts her with a kiss)

Deeks

Maybe he can get us a discount on low-flow shower heads.

Kensi

(chuckles)

Deeks

You know showers account for 1.2 trillion gallons of water a year?

Kensi

Maybe he can get us a low-flow fixture for your mouth.

Deeks

Maybe he can get us a water softener for your attitude.

Deeks

I gotta be honest, I'm not happy with you, Alejandro. I think I pulled a hamstring, I definitely stained my jeans, and what? Over a few simple questions?

Kensi

Were you driving Perez's truck? Who was in the front seat?

Deeks

You know what? Why don't we start off with an easy one, huh? So my toilet's running. Yeah? Even after I exchanged that little flapper thing at the bottom of the tank. So what the heck am I supposed to do now?

Kensi

Got a ladder.

Deeks

Ah! Bienvenidos a México.

Kensi

Uh huh! Who’s going up?

Deeks

We should probably rock-paper-scissors for it, West coast rules?

Kensi

Let’s do it.

Deeks

On three. One, two, three!

Kensi

Rock beats scissors. You’re going up.

Deeks

Wha, what, what? No, no, the winner stays, the loser goes.

Kensi

Who came up with that rule?

Deeks

I think it’s pretty obvious ‘cause the winner lives and the loser faces certain death.

Kensi

Fine, I go up. You’re such a gentleman!

Deeks

No! All right, I got it, I got it! (Deeks stops Kensi while she’s going up.)

Kensi

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Kensi

Aww! Don’t worry, they probably fled when they heard the gunshots.

Deeks

Or maybe they’re waiting right there with a bunch of AKs pointing at my head.

Kensi

I think we're moving too fast.

Deeks

And it's awesome.

Kensi

We are around each other every day.

Deeks

Totally awesome.

Kensi

We see each other every night.

Deeks

Totally and completely awesome.

Kensi

Deeks, this isn't normal.

Deeks

We're not normal. Our fondest memories include Taliban bullet holes and Hetty Lange. You're no Bridget Jones and I am no....whatever the male equivalent to Bridget Jones is.

Sam

Am I ok with my co-workers dating? No. Does that mean I want you off the team? Hell, no! And that goes for Deeks too.

Kensi

Oh?!

Sam

Don’t tell him I said that!

Kensi

I will not.

Sam

Just, you know, eventually you guys are gonna have to figure out where this thing is going, if you wanna continue putting your lives on the line.

Kensi

Meaning what?

Sam

Meaning that, when Michelle and I had Kam, that was a whole ‘nother mission.

Kensi

Kids? Yeah, no. No, no, no, no, no! We’re not, we’re not ... we’re not thinking about kids, we’re not even thinking about dinner!

Sam

That’s fine. But things don’t always go as they’re planned. Things happen. Kids happen. That’s what happened with Aiden, he kinda popped up out of the blue. I thought I was ready for anything, active duty, whatever, but ... not for that. I wasn’t a perfect Dad either. I made a lot of mistakes those first years.

Kensi

I think Aiden was a lucky kid.

Sam

I was the lucky one. Still am.