(Kensi and Deeks are walking through a drug tunnel between the US and Mexico.)
Got a ladder.
Ah! Bienvenidos a México.
Uh huh! Who’s going up?
We should probably rock-paper-scissors for it, West coast rules?
Let’s do it.
On three. One, two, three!
(Kensi chooses scissors and Deeks chooses rock.)
Rock beats scissors. You’re going up.
Wha, what, what? No, no, the winner stays, the loser goes.
Who came up with that rule?
I think it’s pretty obvious ‘cause the winner lives and the loser faces certain death.
Fine, I go up. You’re such a gentleman!
No! All right, I got it, I got it! (Deeks stops Kensi while she’s going up.)
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Deeks (while climbing up the ladder.): This is why you should never fall in love!
Aww! Don’t worry, they probably fled when they heard the gunshots.
Or maybe they’re waiting right there with a bunch of AKs pointing at my head.
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