[The short closes with the cleaned-up teens going to bed.]
Narrator: And so... the end of a perfect day.
Joel [as Narrator]: An entire day spent grooming.
. . .
Narrator: And you...
Joel [as Narrator]: Jezebel!
Narrator: ...by following these simple rules of body care and grooming, you too will [have] that quality of appearance, that feeling of well-being, so important to make your dreams of happiness come true.
Crow [as Narrator]: And remember--when you touch yourself, the saints cry. Goodnight.
[As we fade out...]
Joel: KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS! KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS!
Crow: You're next!
[A few more names appear]
Servo: [sarcastically] Oh, let's not forget these guys!
The Painted Hills (movie)
Narrator: And so... the end of a perfect day.
Joel [as Narrator]: An entire day spent grooming.
. . .
Narrator: And you...
Joel [as Narrator]: Jezebel!
Narrator: ...by following these simple rules of body care and grooming, you too will [have] that quality of appearance, that feeling of well-being, so important to make your dreams of happiness come true.
Crow [as Narrator]: And remember--when you touch yourself, the saints cry. Goodnight.
[As we fade out...]
Joel: KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS! KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS!
Crow: You're next!
[A few more names appear]
Servo: [sarcastically] Oh, let's not forget these guys!
The Painted Hills (movie)
[The short closes with the cleaned-up teens going to bed.]
Narrator : And so... the end of a perfect day.
Joel [as Narrator] : An entire day spent grooming.
. . .
Narrator : And you...
Joel [as Narrator] : Jezebel!
Narrator : ...by following these simple rules of body care and grooming, you too will [have] that quality of appearance, that feeling of well-being, so important to make your dreams of happiness come true.
Crow [as Narrator] : And remember--when you touch yourself, the saints cry. Goodnight.
[As we fade out...]
Joel : KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS! KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS!
Crow : You're next!
[A few more names appear]
Servo : [sarcastically] Oh, let's not forget these guys !
The Painted Hills (movie)
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