[Shot of slovenly girl.]
Look at that hair!
[defensively] I like her hair!
And that blouse!
[lasciviously] I'm looking, I'm looking!
...
[Shot of young man looking disgusted by slovenly girl's appearance.]
Sorry, Miss! We're trying to a film about proper appearance, and, well, you're not exactly the kind to make this guy behave like a human being!
[bitterly] You know, make him want to grope you and paw at you!
. . .
[The slovenly girl is now immaculately dressed and groomed. The camera starts at her head and slowly pans down.]
Look at that hair... that skin... that mouth...
Those... n-nose.
. . .
We simply took your libido and starched and pressed it!
[formerly slovenly girl walks off, quickly followed by young man]
Hey, I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everybody else!
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