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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Narrator, Servo [as the Narrator] and others in “The Painted Hills”

[The camera focuses on a woman with a good appearance. Shortly after, it focuses on a woman looking discomforted and fidgeting around.]

NNarrator

Clothes are important. Besides fitting well and looking well, the clothes should be appropriate for the occasion. Wearing inappropriate clothes, like these shoes--

SAServo [as the Narrator]

Is immoral.

NNarrator

--is a sure way to make yourself uncomfortable... and conspicuous.

CCrow

Expressing individualism is just plain wrong.

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