[The short opens on a shot of several college-age couples looking lovey-dovey all across campus.]
Narrator: Ah, spring!
Crow [as Narrator]: Filthy, shameful spring!
. . .
Joel: You know, people were whiter back then.
Narrator: When a young man's fancy lightly turns to...
Crow: Underpants.
Narrator: ...Love.
Crow: Oh.
Narrator: Ah, spring!
Crow [as Narrator]: Filthy, shameful spring!
. . .
Joel: You know, people were whiter back then.
Narrator: When a young man's fancy lightly turns to...
Crow: Underpants.
Narrator: ...Love.
Crow: Oh.
[The short opens on a shot of several college-age couples looking lovey-dovey all across campus.]
Narrator : Ah, spring!
Crow [as Narrator] : Filthy, shameful spring!
. . .
Joel : You know, people were whiter back then.
Narrator : When a young man's fancy lightly turns to...
Crow : Underpants.
Narrator : ...Love.
Crow : Oh.
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