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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Narrator, Crow [as Narrator] and others in “The Painted Hills”

[The short opens on a shot of several college-age couples looking lovey-dovey all across campus.]

NNarrator

Ah, spring!

CACrow [as Narrator]

Filthy, shameful spring!

. . .

Joel

You know, people were whiter back then.

NNarrator

When a young man's fancy lightly turns to...

CCrow

Underpants.

NNarrator

...Love.

CCrow

Oh.

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