Go to hell!
CACrow [as Rowsdower]
Or at least Edmonton!
“The Final Sacrifice” · Season 9
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (14), Mike Nelson (13), Tom Servo (11), Troy (5), Zap Rowsdower (4)
[Rowsdower and Troy enter an abandoned shack, Pipper's house, and discover food inside.]
TTroy
FOOD!
CACrow [as Rowsdower]
Yeah, no beer, though.
PPipper
Hey! Who goes there?!
SAServo [as Troy]
More FOOD!
PPipper
What the hell you doin' here?!
CACrow [as Troy]
We were eating your FOOD!
[Rowsdower and Troy encounter Mike Pipper, a crazy old hermit, who holds them at gunpoint.]
PPipper
McGreggor? Troy McGreggor? ...Thomas's son?
TTroy
Yeah! Did you know him?
SAServo [as Pipper]
Know him? He was delicious!
[Rowsdower is trudging up a hill]
Hey, how'd he get his pants clean?
Say what you want about the filthy, grizzled guy, he does a good load of laundry.
. . .
CCrow
[singing] You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, shovin' those sandwiches into your face, singing...
CSCrow and Servo
We will, we will ROWSDOWER!
CCrow
SING IT!
[Servo stops singing, but Crow keeps going.]
CCrow
We will, we... [normally] Oh, guess that's over.
[During the final confrontation Troy picks up a rifle and shoots Satoris in the back, who slowly turns to face him.]
SAServo [as Satoris]
You shot me in the butt! What the hell?! You shot me IN THE BUTT!
[The group sing as music plays and the credits start to roll]
Oh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!
CCrow
He comes to save the day in a broken truck.
With a stinky denim jacket on his back.
CCrow
He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked!
But at least we didn't have to see him play [falters] h-hackey sack....
What?!
Sorry, I panicked.
They used to rule this land.
MAMike [as Rowsdower]
They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.
[Troy is tied up and Rowsder gives him a knife to cut the rope]
MAMike [as Troy]
I dropped it.
MAMike [as Troy]
Which is the sharp side?
MAMike [as Troy]
Um, I cut both my wrists.
MAMike [as Troy]
Uh, I somehow swallowed the knife.
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