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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Jack Perkins in “The Magic Voyage of Sinbad”

JPJack Perkins

Hey, regarding the catfish we saw nuzzling Poseidon, isn't the catfish a freshwater creature? By the way, if you're looking for a great catfish bait, take a big gob of liver sausage and mix it all up with a couple of dozen of those big juicy nightcrawlers. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by the results.

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