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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Jack Perkins in “The Magic Voyage of Sinbad”

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[juggling and wearing a clown headdress] Bonswa, dear friends. I, too, dreamed of the circus as an escape from my stifling home life. I still grow nostalgic at the smell of grease paint, and elephant hair, and... oh I do so long to punch a clown.

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