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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Gypsy, Joel and others in “The Rebel Set”

GGypsy

[slowly] "A train leaves a station at 2PM, going 90 miles an hour. Another train leaves another station going the opposite direction at 5PM going 60 miles an hour. How long before they meet?"

Joel

Oh, Gypsy, that is everything great literature should be: according to Merritt Stone.

Servo

[offscreen] HE'S NOT MERRITT STONE!

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