“Daddy-O” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Let's eat some butter. Gobs of butter. Big handfuls!

What's this?

It's made of butter.

[offscreen, towards Frank while the button to end the experiment is broken] Frank, what are you doing?

I was just getting a- uh, piece of water.

A piece of water?

I mean a glass of- cake... I mean-

Come here. [drags Frank over to the button by the ear and forces him to hold the button down; the credits start only to cut back to Deep 13, with the two working on the computer board] Well that's it, Frank; we're licked.

Dr. Forrester, I've known you to be many things, but not a quitter. Are you going to give up? Live, damn it; LIVE!

Oh, I remember now; alt function seven. [presses an alternate button and the credits finally roll properly]

Today's movie is called Daddy-O, a real gem, starring singer Dick Contino, who is still packing them in in Las Vegas. As aged as this film is, it still looks surprisingly "hip" or "modern" — a strong testament to the care that went into every frame. I'm afraid some of the hipper lingo is lost on these aging ears, but no matter. I'm betting Crow, Servo, Gypsy, and Joel can take the heat of Daddy-O. So turn it all the way up to eleven, and let's rock this mother!

You know, I can't help but admit a certain fondness for the swinging happy days. It takes me back my tattered leather jacket and pompadour. I eagerly and frequently traded knuckle sandwiches with the best minds of my generation. I, too, howled. Awoo!