My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · Season 1
Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Do you not like the color?
The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Do you not like the shape?
The shape's fine, just make the whole thing you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
[about Rarity's dresses] Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink!
[The crowd laughs, while Rarity pushes a kitchen sink away]
It's a travesty, it's what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame! Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors, not to mention wasting my valuable time?
[sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!
Now what do we do?
Uh, panic?
That's your answer for everything!
Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!
She'll become a crazy cat lady!
[deadpan] She only has one cat.
Give her time...
Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?
Pinkie, what in the wide-wide-world of Equestria are you up to?
It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means...
Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.
The twitching means my Pinkie Sense is telling me stuff is gonna start falling. You two better duck for cover!
Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain! There's barely even a cloud in the-
[A frog lands on Twilight's face and croaks]
He just said "Nice Catch" in frog.
Okay, take this down... [watches Pinkie Pie's through binoculars attached to her wheelchair] Twitchy ... tail.
[writing] Twitchy tail ... huh?! [screaming] Twitchy Tail!!
Hush Spike, we can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?
Something's gonna fall! Something's gonna fall! Run for your lives! Ahahahaaaah! [runs off]
[angered] Ahh Spike, honestly, you're overreacti-
[A flowerpot lands on her head, followed by an anvil, a haycart, and a piano. Up above, a guilty-looking Derpy Hooves is seen alongside several other pegasus employees of a moving company.]
Now that you've learned the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!
[quietly] Yay.
Ugh, you're gonna cheer for me like that? Louder.
[quietly] Yay.
Louder.
[quietly] Yay.
LOUDER!!!
[rears and inhales loudly, yet quietly] Yay... [Rainbow Dash falls over in disgust] Too loud?
[about Rainbow Dash] Didn't you see how nervous she was?
Nervous? Have you spit yer' bit or somethin'? She was tootin' her own horn louder than the brass section of a marching band!
Oh puh-lease! I put on enough fashion shows to recognize stage fright when I see it.
I just wish I could've met the Wonderbolts when they were awake. [a hoof taps on her shoulder. She turns around to see Spitfire, at the head of the Wonderbolts] Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, mygosh!
So you're the little pony who saved our lives. We really wanted to meet you, and say thanks.
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, mygosh!
[The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to fix a broken table, but end up messing it up]
Um, that doesn't look like a table.
[unsurely] We were making a table?
Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!
We are definitely not Cutie Mark Crusader Carpenters.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?
A game?
It's called "Shh."
What's that?
Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? [the Crusaders appear uninterested] I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squeaks, holds her breath for a few moments]
...I lose!
Me too!
Me three!
What are you doing?
Callin' for the chicken!
That is not how you call a chicken!
Oh, and you know how to call a chicken!
I know that's not the way!
Then show me.
I don't have to show you!
You're just chicken.
Am not!
Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!
[sarcastically] That's so funny I forgot to laugh. [walks off]
You also forgot how to call a chicken.
Guys, we are not gonna find our special talent by arguing.
That's it! maybe arguing's our special talent!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too![showing scootaloo her flank] Anything yet?
No.
Darn!
[both laugh]
Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse! [awkward pause] Well, don't thank me all at once. This was my clubhouse when I was your age. Sure it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uh, TLC.
TLC as in "Tender Loving Care" or "Totally Lost Cause".
I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like, really hard.
Oh, they can't be that bad; "With our cutie marks, we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digest-ia"? Um? Well, these are good but...
Ok, so that's six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?
Yeah, instructions on how to use six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.
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