My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic · Season 1
My plunder seeds should've stolen the magic from the Tree of Harmony and captured Princess Celestia and Princess Luna thousands of moons ago! Alas, it seems, the tree had enough magic to keep the seeds from growing up big and strong. Until now, that is.
[stops seeing flashback] You realize this is information we could've used hours ago?!!?
And rob you of a valuable lesson about being princess? What kind of a friend do you think I am?
This is the most daring dare anypony ever dared dare another pony to dare!
[Rainbow Dash and Applejack are covered in bees]
Huh?
It's exciting!
Hey, you guys! Did you know I can totally play the organ? Because I didn't!
I hope A.K. Yearling's alright!
Oh no! What if something terrible happened to her?
I know! There might be no more books! [Twilight glares at Rainbow Dash; awkwardly] Uhh, but, of course, I'd be worried about her, too. Heh.
We're going to need a carefully thought-out plan.
I'm coming, Daring Do!
That's not a plan!
Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?
Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?
Professionalism, Ms. Dash. I must insist. If you want to keep your job as coach of these ponies, you must maintain a professional attitude and keep your emotions in check. Am I making myself absolutely, one hundred percent crystal clear?
Yes, Ms. Harshwhinny. Y'know, 'professionalism' is my middle name. Rainbow Professionalism Dash.
So... what's special about Ponyville? It's... It's... I got it! It's a place where different kinds of ponies live together as friends!
Earth ponies like me!
Unicorns like me!
And Pegasi like me!
But we're winners! And we have hearts..
Sure, but you know what you don't have?
Your cutie marks! Blank flanks, blank flanks, blank flanks!
What does that have to do with flag carryin'?
[Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were spying on the Crusaders' rehearsal.]
Did you see that?! I can’t believe I’m saying this, they could win!
But how do we stop them? We already called them blank flanks!
Then we need to find a new way to get under their skin.
[She notices Scootaloo's wings.]
Or maybe...get under their wings.
Somepony wanna tell me what the hay is going on?
Holy new personas, ponies!
Fluttershy, where are you going?!
You seem to have everything under control.
Fluttershy, we need you! You have to power up!
I'm sorry, it's just that nothing is making me mad.
[A firefly buzzes by, Mane-iac whips it down]
Oh, goodness! Are you okay? [to the Mane-iac] Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you're evil and everything, but, you hurt a teensy, little, harmless firefly!? Really?! Well, you're just a great, big, meanie! [voice getting deeper] There! I said it! What makes you think you're so special?! Like the rules of common courtesy don't apply to you?! [metamorphoses into a gigantic, muscular pegasus] Why don't you pick on somepony your own [shouting] SIZE! [huge roar]
Uh, Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and... do stop being a vampire bat.
First place?
Wow! That was even better than I imagined.
[flying and looping] I loved it! [flutters down and folds arms] I mean, it was all right.
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