My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic quotes

Applejack

Uh, Apple Bloom, did you pack up the cider into the same crates as the zap apple jam?

Apple Bloom

Sure did! Now that I'm gettin' older, I wanna prove I can handle more responsibility on the farm.

Applejack

But the crates aren't marked. You kept track of what went into which crate, right?

Apple Bloom

Oh. Um... y-yep. I totally kept track of everything.

Applejack

Good. Because we wouldn't want Filthy Rich to get a shipment of cider when he's supposed to get zap apple jam. You know how Granny feels about sellin' cider anywhere but on the farm. Are you sure he got the right crates?

Apple Bloom

[huffs] Sure I'm sure! Now why don't you and Big Mac head on out to the house and let me finish up here? [glass jars rattle]

Applejack

If you gave Rich the zap apple jam, then what's this here?

Apple Bloom

Um... extra?

Rainbow Dash

Cool. What's the bad news?

Twilight

Well, It's not exactly bad news.

Rainbow Dash

[groans] I was just there!

Starlight

Thanks so much for doing this, Trixie. When Twilight said I should bring a friend, you were the first pony I thought of.

Trixie

Great idea, Princess Twilight. Asking me – Starlight's best friend – to help her on this difficult journey really shows how wise a princess you have really become.

Twilight

[through gritted teeth] Thanks, Trixie. [hushed, to Spike] I was talking about me.

Starlight

Hey, uh, Pinkie!

(as Pinkie Pie) Hey... [beat] you!

Starlight

So... you're probably wondering why I'm back so soon.

(as Pinkie Pie) Where were you?

Starlight

I... went to my old village? For the festival?

(as Pinkie Pie) Ooh, sounds fun! How was it?

Starlight

It was kind of a disaster. I came back early because I freaked out!

(as Pinkie Pie) Ooh, sounds awful! Bye!

Starlight

Twilight? Hello?

(as Spike) What do you want? Twilight's very busy!

Starlight

Spike, I really need to speak with her.

(as Spike) Make an appointment! She's a princess, after all!

Starlight

A dream? This is another dream!

Luna

[whispering] Starlight Glimmer!

Starlight

Princess Luna?

Luna

Starlight Glimmer!

Starlight

Princess Luna, where are you?

Luna

Starlight, there is no time! You must get help!

Starlight

What? What are you talking about? This is just a dream!

Luna

Not here! In the waking world! They've taken my sister and I! It's worse than the last time! Your dream called to me, and I was able to break through! You must find help!

Starlight

What are you saying?! Who's taken you?!

Luna

Be careful who you trust! You need all the help you can find! The changelings have returned and— [gasps]

Starlight

Princess Luna! [panting] They're back!

Starlight

Trixie? Trixie, it's Starlight! Are you awake?

Trixie

[muffled, bleary] Of course, Princess Celestia... I'd love to perform for peanut butter crackers...

Starlight

Trixie, wake up!

Trixie

[coughing] [tired] Starlight? What time is it?

Starlight

It's late. I think I figured out what's wrong with my friends!

Trixie

[yawning] I have a whole list of things that are wrong with your friends. We can go over it in the morning.

Discord

[hushed] They took Fluttershy?

Starlight

Yes!

Discord

[menacingly] Where?

Starlight

The Changeling Kingdom. With you on our side, I can—

Discord

[snaps fingers]

Fluttershy

[sniffs, crying] No. You're right. There's no way you should trust me. Just go find the others. [wailing] I understand!

Discord

Oh, come on!

[crying]

We're probably all changelings. You shouldn't rescue any of us. Unless, you think, maybe one of us might be the real Fluttershy. Oh, that certainly would be a nasty changeling trick, wouldn't it?

[crying]

I'm the real one.

I'm the real one.

I'm the real Fluttershy.

Queen Chrysalis

[laughing evilly] One little pony all by herself. [joints cracking] Oh, how will I ever prevent this daring rescue?

Rainbow Dash

Somepony is really gonna have to catch us up on what we missed.

Spike

Are you kidding? You totally deserve it! After all, you... saved Equestria from... Queen Chrysalis! With the help of Trixie and Thorax and Discord and...

Starlight Glimmer

Uh, yeah. I know what happened. I was kinda there.

Spike

Uh, right. Uh, so... what are you wearin'?

Starlight Glimmer

Not sure. Why? Am I supposed to dress up?

Spike

No! I-I mean, you could. It's like Rarity always says... [imitating Rarity] "There's no such thing as overdressed, darling. You're just the best-looking pony in the room." [chuckles]

Twilight Sparkle

Starlight, Trixie, Thorax, and Discord were brave in the face of danger, resourceful when things got challenging, and proved that the bonds of friendship, no matter how unlikely, are stronger than any adversity. By stopping Queen Chrysalis, not only did they save Equestria; they set the changelings free from her reign.

Discord

Go, Discord! Yahoo! [laughs]

Starlight Glimmer

[giggles]

Princess Celestia

And that's why we're proud and honored to give them the Equestrian Pink Hearts of Courage!

[evil laugh] Hi, I'm Starlight Glimmer! What's your name?

Uh, Cornicle?

[laughs] What kind of name is that? Ah, your wings are so, um... see-through. I'm so glad I'm a pony. Are you, like, bugs, or what?

Princess Celestia

[voiceover] She was truly one of my best students.

Spike

[voiceover] Are you talking about Twilight? I can't see what you're thinking about.

Princess Celestia

[voiceover] Yes, Spike. I was constantly surprised and impressed with her discoveries. But I noticed that her pursuit of academia was preventing her from reaching her full potential.

Spike

[voiceover] You mean it was keeping her isolated and alone?

Princess Celestia

[voiceover] Uh, yes, Spike. I had a decision to make. Oh, but it wasn't easy.