[voiceover] I knew there was a special group of fillies in Ponyville, but I kept inventing all kinds of reasons why I shouldn't send you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
If I could have everypony's attention! As you all know, Starlight Glimmer's been my pupil for a while now, and I'd hoped she'd be my pupil for a long time yet to come. But it turns out that's just not meant to be.
Starlight, you have proved yourself to be a kind, loyal, strong, honest, and truly magical friend. Just looking around this room at all the new friendships you've made, I know there's nothing more I need to teach you. So we have a second reason to celebrate today. Three cheers for Starlight Glimmer on her graduation day!
Starlight, trust me. You're ready.
Yes. No I'm not.
What are you talking about?
I'm not ready to leave!
Oh, good! 'Cause I'm not ready for that either! Here! I got you this present. It was going to be a "congrats on getting a medal of honor" present, but then I was afraid it would have to be a going-away present, but now it's an "I couldn't be happier you're staying" present! It fits perfectly over your dresser! I know. I measured.
Thank you.
Whoops! I guess I pictured a teacup poodle? Heh.
Trixie! You ruined my teacakes!
I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell! Real magic! Come on! Be impressed by me! [as Starlight Glimmer] "Yay, Trixie! You're so great at magic and having good hair!"
[giggles] We are gonna have so much more fun than them!
[giggles] Shhh!
Twilight, wait! Starlight has something for you!
Huh?
[nervously] Here, I, um, brought you snacks...
Oh, how... thoughtful, thanks. We will... not get hungry on the train.
It was supposed to be teacakes, but... [sighs] it's a long story. Have a great time!
You, too!
[hyperventilating] No-no-no-no-no-no-no! You made Twilight's friendship map disappear!
[clears throat] Teleport.
Really?!
Well, it was behind the apple. It was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!
Trixie, we have to get that map back.
We'll find it. No big deal.
Twilight's never gonna trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?!
Teleport, like you told me to.
Should I just cancel our visit to the hospital?
What?! Cancel?! We can't cancel, Spike! The sick foals are counting on us! And the B.A.E. would never throw in the towel like that!
B.A.E.?
"Best Aunt Ever"? Besides, this errand is gonna be different.
How do you figure that?
Because Flurry can play with the Cake twins and stay out of trouble! Best aunt ever!
Spike, you watch Flurry. I'll take care of everything else. [quickly, to Pinkie Pie] Hi, Pinkie! How's it going? I need to pick up the cupcakes for the foals at the hospital! And can you do apology treats?
I'm good. Here they are. Of course I can!
Do you still have a giant file on everypony's favorite treat?
In my secret party planning cave!
BRB!
Hee-hee! Remind me to tell you later how amazing you are. Cheerilee?
Eh. I am pretty awesome.
Cherry oatmeal cookies with yellow sprinkles.
Great! Can you write "sorry" on them?
I've got a stamp for that!
CTCake Twins
[arguing baby noises]
Hey, you guys! No need to fight! Uh... hang on! I'm sure there's another one! Ugh, no, not this one... oh, that's cute...
[long high-pitched squeal, rapidly] You're moving to Ponyville! We'll live together and get bunk beds and I'll make us fuzzy slippers that say "Best Sister Friends Forever", although I probably can't fit all those words on a slipper, so maybe just "BSFF", but we don't have to decide right now because we'll be together all the time since when it comes to Ponyville, the doctor is in!
[deadpan] Slow down, Pinkie Pie.
Yooooouuuuu'rrrrrrrreeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmooooooooovvvvvvvviiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggg tttttttooooooo Pooooooooooonnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyvvvvvvviiiiiiilllllllleeeeeeeee....
[deadpan] I'm not definitely moving to Ponyville.
Of course you are, silly. You said... [imitating Maud] "There's nothing left to study back home on the rock farm, so I might move to Ponyville." [inflates, pop]
[deadpan] I'm also considering Ghastly Gorge.
[laughs] Classic Maud sense of humor! You should do stand-up!
[deadpan] I do. But that wasn't a joke.
Ghastly Gorge may have rocks, but our gem cave rocks!
Huh? Huh? Oh, and look! You'll never know who you'll see!
[gasps] Maud, darling! It's lovely to see you again! Oh! Congratulations on your rocktorate. What are you doing now?
[deadpan] Talking to you.
[deadpan] I found one.
Oh, you're an absolute darling! This will surely make my gown stand out at Countess Coloratura's album release party. Do you know how rare this is?
Just another day in Ponyville!
[deadpan] That's actually a really common gem.
PPPinkie Pie and Rarity
Huh?
[deadpan] These are all really common gems.
They are? Uh, I mean, heh, come on! Of course they are! That's why I didn't bring you here to impress you! I wanted to make sure you had a chance to, heh, say "hello" to your old pal... Spike!
[deadpan] Hello, Spike.
Psst! Do you know a lot about rocks?
[deadpan] Yes.
Have you ever come across some kind of super-powerful stone that can store the cutie mark magic of... I don't know... an entire village?
[deadpan] Yep. In the big cave.
[laughs] Hey, I got an idea. Let's not tell anypony that part where you maybe, for sure, accidentally helped Starlight enslave a town! [laughs, seriously] Tell no pony!
To get things back on track, I called in a favor from an old friend. He'll be here any minute.
I thought you said no more experts.
This is one expert I know I can trust to put the animals first. Plus there's nopony better at building.
BDBig Daddy McColt
[laughs] I heard somepony needs construction help fer them critters!
Big Daddy McColt! [to the others] We met each other back when the map called me and Fluttershy to the Smokey Mountains!
And he certainly knows his stuff when it comes to buildings and caring for animals.
BDBig Daddy McColt
Well, shucks. Let's not stand around talkin' about it. Let's build us a sanctuary!
SSSassy Saddles
Rarity, did we—?
Already hemmed, ruched, and cut, my dear.
SSSassy Saddles
[sighs] Oh. Rarity, no reason to panic, but, um, we seem to be temporarily low! And when I say "temporarily low", I mean "completely out of"—!
The baby blue sapphires? They arrived this morning.
SSSassy Saddles
Oh. Heh. Wonderful. [sighs] Oh! What about the design for the—?!
And done!
SSSassy Saddles
Wow. You are good.
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