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Zephyr, you're smart and talented. You could do anything if you just tried!
And what if I give everything I have and still fail? Honestly, I think it's better not to try at all.
But then you won't ever do anything.
I don't expect you two to understand. I mean, when have you ever failed? You've literally helped save Equestria, like, a dozen times.
And I was worried that I'd fail every time! Sometimes you have to do things, even though you might fail
As you've all probably noticed, it's been quite some time since the map has sent us on a mission of friendship.
Yeah! Ever since Starlight messed with it to go back in time and try to change history!
Yes. Since then.
Fluttershy and Twilight in Appleloosa! No, me and Rainbow Dash in Las Pegasus! No, Rainbow Dash and Twilight in Yakyakistan! No, Twilight and Twilight in Twilight's castle!
Right. We're actually being held captive by Caballeron. Please! This guy's accent is all over the place! No offense.
I...
If this were really a real Daring Do adventure, I'm sure I'd step on the wrong plank at exactly the wrong— Whoa!
[straining]
[sighs] Good thing this is all just a pretend adventure. Least we know all of this struggling won't make the bridge fall apart.
You need to get your money back.
Uh, do you think A. K. Yearling would consider letting me write the next book? I... I think I can make things way clearer. I mean, for instance, in the second adventure, there's a side character. I don't want to kind of name it right now, because it's sort of this thing that I've already written a lot of fan fiction on. I don't want you to... Not that I'm saying that you would steal it! But I am saying this would totally go along my whole thing about puzzle-solving, except what if each puzzle that was solved unlocked a new karate move? Think of it that way, right? And I mean I'm kind of a "Yearlite" myself, so I'm sure she'd be open to—
Uh... Quibble?
Sorry!
I got the passenger seat all warmed up for you, Apple Bloom!
Passenger seat?!
Um, aren't you all missing some pony?
They'll be along.
And, uh, [hushed] usually the younger ponies drive the carts.
[chuckles] Darling, do these look like usual carts to you?
Oh! My beautiful swan cart is an ugly duckling!
And my old-time cart is a rootin' tootin' wreck!
[straining] It still counts as a win if I push my cart across, right?
[repeating lines as she does pranks on everypony] Gotcha!
So I may have switched all the Filly Guide cookies for joke cookies that were supposed to make ponies' mouths rainbow but somehow turned everypony into mindless cookie-eating zombies instead! I figure we just hide out here until the effects wear off, and as long as nopony else eats the cookies, we'll be fine.
That's lovely, darling, except for one thing... [droning] We've already eaten theeeeeeeeeemmmmm...
[droning] Looks like your prank up and backfiiiirrrrreeeeed...
Please! Stop! I never meant for this to happen! It was just a harmless prank! It was supposed to be funny! But this isn't funny at all!
Exactly!
You can't just go around—
—pranking whoever you feel like?
Without thinking about how it might make them feel?
Or if they'd even enjoy it?
Or think it's funny?
Yeah! [beat] Ohhh. I see what you did there.
[deep voice] "Spike?" Who's "Spike"?
Pfft. Uh, you're Spike, Spike. And why are you dressed like that?
[groans, normal voice] Guys, you're blowing my cover!
You... saved me?
It's okay. I know you don't wanna be friends.
Wait! I don't understand. Changelings are supposed to be evil... right?
Evil? Oh, not me. All I've ever wanted is a friend.
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