My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic quotes

Twilight

Hey, Starlight! Ready to celebrate your first Hearth's Warming Eve here in Ponyville?

Starlight

I was thinking I might just skip it.

[gasp]

Spike

Skip Hearth's Warming Eve?!

Starlight

I just find it all a little silly. It's mostly a day dedicated to presents and candy, isn't it?

Spike

And why would you deny yourself presents and candy? That's crazy talk!

Twilight

I think what Spike means to say is Hearth's Warming is about more than presents and candy. It's a time to spend with friends and family when we celebrate a very important day in Equestria's history.

Starlight

I think to most ponies, it's just an excuse for silly songs and fun, not a day to remember some old story.

Twilight

Maybe you just haven't heard the right Hearth's Warming Eve story yet!

Starlight

Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns sing songs around a hearth to fight back an eternal winter caused by the mythical windigos? Ha! Every foal and filly knows that story.

Twilight

Not that one. My favorite holiday story, "A Hearth's Warming Tale"!

Twilight

Snowfall was all set to cast her spell that would erase Hearth's Warming Eve for all time... [narrating] ...when a voice from the hearth caught her attention.

You sure you wanna go through with this?

Huh?! Who's there?!

The Spirit of Hearth's Warming Past, that's who. And you and me have got to have us a little chat.

A spirit?! [suspiciously] I didn't cast any spirit summoning spell. What are you doing here?

You don't think a spell like that would get by without some powerful forces noticing? You've got our attention, Snowfall Frost, and we've got some pretty strong opinions on this spell of yours.

"We"?

They'll be along in a bit. For now, it's just you and me. Let's get a move on. We got a ton to see and barely any time to see it.

I'm not going anywhere. I've got a spell to cast, and I don't need a history lesson about Hearth's Warming Eve.

We aren't going to the past to learn about the holiday. We're going to learn about you.

[gasps] Spirit? What am I supposed to—

[reverberating] Snowfall Frost! It is I, the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents!

Um, don't you mean "Present", like the time?

No! Toys, Hearth's Warming doll... here, want a cupcake?

Fine, "Presents". All of the pointless things ponies waste their time on.

Oh, Snowfall, it's not what the gift is that matters, it's what the gift means!

It doesn't mean anything. It's just stuff!

Exactly! Sometimes a cupcake means "I love you!" Or a toy means "Hi, how're you doing?" Sometimes a book means "Your mane looks amazing!" And sometimes a scarf means... well, a scarf usually means you look cold. That one's easy.

I don't understand anything you're saying.

Whoa! Whoa! [trembles]

What's happening to you?!

My Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents Sense is going off! That means a song is coming on!

Twilight

[singsong, imitating Pinkie Pie (As the Spirit Of Hearth's Warming Presents)] And the reason is to be with your friends! [normal] What?

Starlight

You know you're doing your Pinkie voice, right?

Twilight

I was not!

Spike

[laughing]

Starlight

So, what happens next?

Twilight

Well, the party was—

Spike

Wait! Can we take a quick break? I need to refill my cocoa.

Twilight

[groans] Fine. But hurry up! We're almost to the best part!

Snowdash!

Hey, Merry.

Why, whatever is the matter, darling?

Was it the eggnog? Oh, I knew I put in too much cinnamon!

Oh, no, the eggnog was awesome, Flutterholly, I'm just mad at somepony who was complaining about how awful Hearth's Warming Eve is.

I don't suppose that pony's name starts with "Snow"?

And ends with "Frost"?

She said Hearth's Warming Eve is just an excuse to party, and we would all be better off spending time working to make Equestria a better place.

[booing]

What does Snowfall think a better Equestria looks like?

Ponies working hard, learning, and using their abilities for the benefit of Equestria.

Oh, my.

Snowfall Frost?

I was hoping I wasn't too late for the party? I brought gifts. [record needle scratch]

[spit-take] Boss?!

I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Wow. [rip] Dragon toenail? Uh... thanks?

I was in a hurry. I'll do better next time.

Ha. You kidding? No one's ever given me dragon toenail before! It's awesome! Now come get some eggnog!

Twilight Sparkle

[narrating] And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.

Rainbow Dash

Um, I have an idea. How 'bout we don't read it.

Twilight

What she means is, before you read it, we should probably tell you about—

No, no, darling. Please, no spoilers.

Fluttershy

But—

No spoilers!

Twilight

[to the beat] Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

[to the beat] Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep...

Pinkie Pie

Yeah. Making copies of yourself always sounds like a great idea, but before you know it, you're locked in a room with fifty Pinkie Pies watching paint dry.

Rainbow Dash

What would she do without us? Huh. Let me think. [imitating Rarity] "Darlings, I'm absolutely doomed, doomed, doomed!" [laughs, normal voice] I sound just like her! Hey, you're not writing this down, are you?

Oh, I can't really stop a super fun party in the middle of mega-happy fun times, can I?! Oh, what would Rarity want?!

Keep that party going till the break of dawn!

Really?

Indubitably! And as for the roof, get jiggy! Raise it, Pinkie! Raise it like you've never raised it before!

Oh! If you say so!

Oh, please, Pinkie Pie. Never in a million years would I say such balderdash!

Twilight

How did this happen?

I shut down the party.

Applejack

I told Plaid Stripes no.

Fluttershy

I asked the raccoons to leave.

Rainbow Dash

I asked a lot of fabric questions.

Just like I thought Rarity would want!

Honestly, how in Equestria did it never occur to you to check for leaks?

There's just so many other things to worry about! I suppose ve get used to the vay things are, and we don't realize there vas problem.

You obviously need an outside eye to evaluate the situation. It's lucky for you Applejack is too stubborn to relax!

Fluttershy

You can stay here—

Zephyr Breeze

You're the best! We're gonna have so much fun.

Fluttershy

On one condition.

Zephyr Breeze

Totally. Anything.

Fluttershy

You have to get a job.

Zephyr Breeze

Cracking the whip, huh? You always were kind of bossy.

Rainbow Dash

I am going to give you a job so simple and straightforward, not even you can weasel your way out of it! [quickly] And the second you try, I'm gonna zap you with a storm cloud! Got it?!

Zephyr Breeze

Oh, I got it. I can already feel the electricity between us.